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Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26906) - you deserved it (7261)

On 01/27/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by shouldveknown (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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"Today, my boyfriend has a life outside of me. FML."

#1 - On 01/27/2011 at 5:24pm by allmidnighteyes

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why did you assume your boyfriend had been saving up for a ring in the first place?

#5 - On 01/27/2011 at 5:35pm by sneezles

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