Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Is she better than me?
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
"Today, my boyfriend has a life outside of me. FML."
sneezles 0
why did you assume your boyfriend had been saving up for a ring in the first place?
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Comments (102)
Zebidee 9
I suppose that's better than going to Thailand and having to give a handjob TO a hooker...
docscientist 10
I'm in Thailand as we speak. The meat here is incredible.
DRIEAM 0
Ydi for not being cool enough to bring along.
Pb25797051 0
wow....so he can't have any fun because of you being controlling?
Pb25797051 0
she definitely is a gold digger..
Skatejock21 0
He is allowed to take trips without you... you aren't married or engaged, so why should it matter; and if you ask him why you weren't invited, he'll probably never get you a ring.
Pazu_fml 10
YDI for thinking he's obligated to spend his money on you and only you.
TheCaptain88 0
Maybe he's going to Vegas to win enough money to buy you the ring you deserve...Which in your case sounds like an onion ring.
Puppyface171 0
I hate when most girls EXPECT to get a ring from their boyfriends the second they make a couple of bucks. Seriously OP, your boyfriend is allowed to have a life that doesn't revolve around you or your money-grubbing fingers.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
OP, you sound a lot like my girlfriend. Get over yourself, no guy wants to be pressured into giving his girlfriend an engagement ring, or even "something pretty". If he wants to spend the rest of his life with you, he'll ask. YDI
Lisa89 3
Why are you even dating a girl like this if it obviously upsets you? Geeze, dump her and go find someone else
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
It sucks that you're too cheap to even get her "something pretty" f your girlfriends life.