Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Is she better than me?
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
"Today, my boyfriend has a life outside of me. FML."
sneezles 0
why did you assume your boyfriend had been saving up for a ring in the first place?
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Comments (102)
masculinehelmet 0
Honestly, if I'd gotten my hopes up thinking my boyfriend was going to propose, only to find out he'd been hiding a plan to go to Vegas so he could gamble, get drunk, and look at other ladies' ****...yeah, I'd probably flip shit. Point is, you let yourself get carried away with an idea you hadn't verified yet and when it turned out to not be the case, you got hurt. Also, I feel like maybe it wouldn't have been as bad if he hadn't been hiding it from you. You guys should probably work on trust and communication a little, as cheesy as that sounds.
Lisa89 3
^ Yeh, this. It doesn't help to get carried away with a romantic idea in a relationship.. you'll only end up getting hurt and having people on FML insulting you. >.
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
Very well put :)
Bluepies 24
"How DARE my boyfriend spend HIS money on HIMSELF instead of ME!!!!!" And why did he keep it a secret? Because she's too controlling. If she wasn't, he wouldn't have to keep it a secret at all.
KrazyKatz333 15
Maybe it wasn't his money. Maybe it was a joint account or something which would explain why she is mad.
TheXTG8680 0
Deal with it, Mistress Self-Entitlement.
skiesalight 0
Huh. Nobody else assumed they had a shared bank account?
Ranimal 12
If they had a shared bank account it wouldn't be much of a secret.
imac619 2
Lol@ chicks thinking anytime dude puts away it's about them. Ladies who get disappointed by stuff like this deserve to be.
Namenlos_fml 20
You nosed into his business - your fault. You made assumptions about it - also your fault. YDI
burninnapalm 5
I'm sure it is
zarrah_fml 0
I feel you I would be pissed too. My man better not go to Vegas without me. He has been hinting that he's saving up money for a ring too but all Ive seen him buy lately is a new computer, and a computer chair to sit his butt in.
CallMeHush 1
Good Vegas hookers don't come cheap, he should learn how to keep a secret, you should learn not to assume.
gunman15 4
well it's a guy thing to leave for Vegas with there buddies and make alot of money in one casino and loss it at another one it's a tradition