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Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27187) - you deserved it (5138)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by Fmylife.25 - United States (Virginia)

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then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut

#3 - On 09/03/2010 at 5:19pm by shortstack104

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Sounds like a hairy situation.

#8 - On 09/03/2010 at 5:26pm by texashater75

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