By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
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sparky_daisy 5

hope the new hair doesn't hold you back in finding a new gf with a steadier hand and who isn't a vain scissor toting bimbo

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Omnicent 5

There was most likely another reason and she was using that as an excuse.

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sparky_daisy 5

hope the new hair doesn't hold you back in finding a new gf with a steadier hand and who isn't a vain scissor toting bimbo

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sparky_daisy 5

fyl? you weren't just called a dude LOL forgiven

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otb113 7

"Today, I was mistaken for a man. Fml."

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Minky1996 0

well in northern Ireland everyone is a sir

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StopDropNRoll 11

Northern Ireland needs to get their things straight. Just saying

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Blacksabbath211 9

also in some branches of the military every superior officer is 'sir', as well as anyone you wish to respect O.o

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_Oblivion_ 12

I'll bet your better off mistaking someone for a sir, than calling a man a mam

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ColdplaySucks 18

Well you were dating a retard, OP so consider it more a blessing than a FML that she broke up with you.

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Itsalltoomuch 0

That sucks. I hope your haircut isn't that bad. :(

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KrazieKleo 13

You really need to return her the favor. :). Hmmm.. Donate her hair to the cancer treatment place.

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dstivers 0

Maybe she just wanted to screw you one last time while she had the chance

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takeapieandrun 9

More likely than not she just chose that lame excuse because she already wanted to break up.

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salvorican 24

Maybe you're the guy who pulled out the tank top and bra?

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