FML : Today, I was feeling in the mood, so I walked into the kitchen with only my boxers on and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to get in bed. She said, "Okay,...

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Today, I was feeling in the mood, so I walked into the kitchen with only my boxers on and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to get in bed. She said, "Okay, but make sure to finish before Gossip Girl starts." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sexylarry / Friday 3 September 2010 19:42 / France

Intimacy

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By bambi114 | 0

#1346310 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:19

I don't blame her . I wouldn't miss my fav tv shows for sex . but sorry anyway

By RoccoRox | 0

#1346358 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:25

couldn't she record it? or better yet you guys could go at it while gossip girl is on. win win situation.

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By bambi114 | 0

#1346310 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:19

I don't blame her . I wouldn't miss my fav tv shows for sex . but sorry anyway

Einstein714 | 0

#1346361 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:26

hey, no problem, a quickie is always a winner

porschka | 0

#1346431 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:31

tivo

iSitt | 0

#1346446 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:34

she gives you what you want, you give her what she wants.

KingDingALing | 9

#1346522 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:56

You should cum in her eyes and say "How are you gonna watch Gossio Girl with cum in your eyes, BITCH!" Then you cockslap her and go to sleep. The end:)

StopTheFuckinCar_fml | 0

#1346657 - Saturday 4 September 2010 12:34

not an fml. compromise dude. not a big deal. or wait till after the she finishes her show. she said yes anyway, what's the problem? a quickie before, more than that after.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#1346739 - Saturday 4 September 2010 01:03

lmao i love how OPs girlfriend was in the kitchen :)

free2speak | 14

#1347219 - Saturday 4 September 2010 02:02

sounds like a win to me!

MarkerofMagic | 0

#1347479 - Saturday 4 September 2010 02:42

doggy Style ftw??

beautikill | 4

#1347587 - Saturday 4 September 2010 03:04

<3 gossip girl!!! :D

Phirr | 0

#1348067 - Saturday 4 September 2010 04:20

I like how you had to walk into the kitchen to find her LOL

riceplum | 0

#1348604 - Saturday 4 September 2010 06:25

sooo...she's dtf I dont c the problem...

MarkeiMark | 0

#1348879 - Saturday 4 September 2010 07:22

dudee, you better have finished before. stuff like tv shows, that stuff is LEGIT.

By fmlbai | 0

#1346318 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:19

quicky ftw

izzy21_fml | 0

#1349729 - Saturday 4 September 2010 11:17

gossip girl is the shiiiieeett

By RoccoRox | 0

#1346358 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:25

couldn't she record it? or better yet you guys could go at it while gossip girl is on. win win situation.

H0rnykailey | 0

#1346426 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:31

yeah just have sex while it's on :D

skgirl | 0

#1346705 - Saturday 4 September 2010 12:48

agreed just either record it or have sex while watching and just wait till after the show is over if she's not down

underaegis | 0

#1349266 - Saturday 4 September 2010 09:12

no that would be akward... gasp bobs cheeting on me... you: like this stuff actually happens... GF: umm yeah sure

ifuckuprandomly | 26

#7477736 - Friday 30 June 2017 11:07

I've done that and its not that fun when she keeps stopping to watch Chuck and Blair say some cheesy shit

By mattman1994 | 0

#1346363 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:26

it was an emergency

By colleen2920 | 0

#1346372 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:26

where's the fml in this?

impatientkarma | 0

#1346423 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:30

I was thinking the same thing. At least she still wanna do it.

By Hevzy | 0

#1346428 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:31

Even better - watch gossip girl WHILE you are doing it. GENIUS!

By substitutes | 0

#1346438 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:32

I would rather watched gossip girl

By Fedor_is_KING | 0

#1346487 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:43

Sounds awesome! You get to finish early and not feel bad. Plus, you get to watch "Gossip Girl" after!

weightnc | 1

#1348511 - Saturday 4 September 2010 06:02

win^^

Serec | 0

#1349297 - Saturday 4 September 2010 09:18

Hahahahahhaha!

By XxMidnightReader | 0

#1346494 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:45

: sux

By KittehKatt | 0

#1346502 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:48

aww op it's not so bad, just watch gossip girl at the same time, me and my boyfriend "multi task" all the time :P

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