By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 717
You deserved it 1 980

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that's a major red flag bro

I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.

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that's a major red flag bro

Yeah, was gonna say.... warning sign. Get out now.

abusive. abusive. abusive.

a giant glow in the dark red flag that makes siren noises and is also on Fire! run OP run D:

Really, the only thing I can advise OP to do *is* run. She doesn't seem remotely reasonable.

I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.

In my opinion, he should have a conversation with her about it, THEN if it doesn't help you dump her. He said it is his new girlfriend. Give her a chance.

#97 A haircut = cheating? Giving that kind of crazy a second chance would be hard.

Whats with all the psycho girlfriends like this on fml lately?

i agree with hobo meth

But you're supposed to say no to drugs!

Hey, drugs! Don't do kids!

I bet that's a sentence you never imagined yourself writing, #8.

Do you mean #7, #23

Or did you mean #18, #23

Whoops, yes I did, #54. I could've sworn the app said "Reply to #8" when I went to post. Weird.

either psycho or cheating hoes

Try bad partners in general, not just girlfriends. It seems to be a fairly even gender ratio for off kilter romantic partners.

Well she's insecure. She sounds great

Man imagine if your doctor is a girl...

Drop her like a hot potato.

cancel your relationship with her

She sounds like a lunatic. Get out while you can, OP.

Run bro. Run far away.

Take that as a sign to end the relationship before she gets too crazy