By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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jks0308 22

that's a major red flag bro

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Csoi 28

I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.

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jks0308 22

that's a major red flag bro

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emily_dee 14

Yeah, was gonna say.... warning sign. Get out now.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

abusive. abusive. abusive.

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cootiequeen4444 11

a giant glow in the dark red flag that makes siren noises and is also on Fire! run OP run D:

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TheNewGuy03 28

Really, the only thing I can advise OP to do *is* run. She doesn't seem remotely reasonable.

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Csoi 28

I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.

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Soparot 29

In my opinion, he should have a conversation with her about it, THEN if it doesn't help you dump her. He said it is his new girlfriend. Give her a chance.

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chosha_fml 26

#97 A haircut = cheating? Giving that kind of crazy a second chance would be hard.

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HoboMeth 33

Whats with all the psycho girlfriends like this on fml lately?

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Marine23Risk 6

i agree with hobo meth

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Welshite 39

But you're supposed to say no to drugs!

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ClairvoyantVamp 19

Hey, drugs! Don't do kids!

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Tripartita 44

I bet that's a sentence you never imagined yourself writing, #8.

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rhyspiecesno8 18

Do you mean #7, #23

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Spartan_Spar 15

Or did you mean #18, #23

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Tripartita 44

Whoops, yes I did, #54. I could've sworn the app said "Reply to #8" when I went to post. Weird.

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Phantom_Lord619 6

either psycho or cheating hoes

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GhostFox 33

Try bad partners in general, not just girlfriends. It seems to be a fairly even gender ratio for off kilter romantic partners.

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TrebleMajor 13

Well she's insecure. She sounds great

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nikkiluck1 11

Man imagine if your doctor is a girl...

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lizisanaddict 17

Drop her like a hot potato.

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TMO2142 25

cancel your relationship with her

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Xerfox 4

She sounds like a lunatic. Get out while you can, OP.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40

Run bro. Run far away.

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Magnoxidans 19

Take that as a sign to end the relationship before she gets too crazy

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