By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 21:46 - United States - Kingman

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 679
You deserved it 4 085

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Keep applying and don't give up. If your standards are too high lower them. If all else fails, work at a grocery store; they take pretty much everybody. But also try to get an education so you can get a better job down the road.

De pooping shrimp? Sounds like you are a hard worker willing to do anything to make your money. People should be glad to have you. You will find a job soon.

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At least you got experience

I love the word de-pooping

21 - Of course you do. :)

You sound too young to be living alone if that's all the experience you've got...

Call up bubba gump. I heard they are hiring.

That's a vein, not poop. If it were poop it would be illegal to not have it taken out.

If it's illegal, that's probably why he was hired to do that.

And thanks to the current administration there are very few jobs to be had. How's that hope and change working out for ya?

I've been there. It'll get better, but you may have to go back to retail.

haha, this FML made me giggle

if the whole college thing doesn't work out for me, I know what my career will be

De-pooping shrimp?

I think you'll be better off in retail.

The shrimp de-pooping sounds pretty good to me

Keep applying and don't give up. If your standards are too high lower them. If all else fails, work at a grocery store; they take pretty much everybody. But also try to get an education so you can get a better job down the road.

Seriously, everyone should develop skills for at least 2 careers in this economy.

Some experience is better than none at all. :)

I can't hrlp but notice, that you put a smilru after EVERY comment you make

No, I don't. It just depends on the FML. And besides, smileys are awesome. :D ( Like the one I just typed. )

that sucks. hunt for a job like it was your job. make sure to follow up after three to five days via phone and try to schedule an interview.

Amazing! :D expect a job Soon 'bro! That's how I got a job.......wait I'm homeless, well I'll see you with me under the bridge soon my friend!

De pooping shrimp? Sounds like you are a hard worker willing to do anything to make your money. People should be glad to have you. You will find a job soon.

Exactly what I was thinking.... O.o

the second one is actually pretty useful in restuarants