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Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53282) - you deserved it (7247)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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You're the bastard who took the cookie from the cookie jar!!

#1 - On 07/11/2014 at 11:59am by skilova4lifezzz

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Should'ave told him you eat mean kids who annoy you on the bus.

#10 - On 07/11/2014 at 12:03pm by A07

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