Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
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pinkzilla0
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Good for you- now you can go outside and live your life and not be married to a man who forgets to turn his microphone off. you're better off I say. you don't want to be with a man who doesn't love you. better you found out now than later. :0)
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Drunkbunny
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So he didn't think you deserved the slight courtesy of being the first to know he didn't love you? Then be sure that the divorce papers are served to him when he's at work, so his entire office can join him in the experience of being the first to know that COD is his new wife now.
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Nylecroc
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oh so that was you he was talking about how ironic haha
let the threadjacking begin
let the threadjacking begin
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purgarus
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lol OP shut up and go make him a sammich retard! :)
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NeonBlue
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Cod? You both play it? That's Ironic 0.o
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sean24
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At least he had a little class, I would have waited until the loading screens. ;)
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TurboTalon
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OP fails to mention that while she was nagging him a sniper got a headshot on him.
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transam87
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sandwich wins
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mona_is_here
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what can i say? find someone better. is he worth it after all?
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calexis17
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Im more of a Starcraft man myself, yeaaaah boyy(:
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TaterSalad187
| 5
sandwich does win XD
perhaps he doesn't love you because you forgot to make him a sandwich? a sandwich is very serious thing, woman!
perhaps he doesn't love you because you forgot to make him a sandwich? a sandwich is very serious thing, woman!
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deliciouscake
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Which call of duty was it?
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Nylecroc
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27 you reminded me today is National Women Bring YOU Sandwiches Day!!! you know how I'll be celebrating
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breakingakajav
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ydi, why were you out of the kitchen??
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bettadenne1
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++>
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joker141
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holy happy u actually met lady gaga?? I love her and I'm not afraid u say it lol
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joker141
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my comment is to #17
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sharpl916
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I wanna murder gaga for permanently imprinting the tune of that god dmn 'poker face'!
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joker141
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I'm
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joker141
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I meant to say I'm jelouse of u 43 lol I accidentally hit send don't ask how haha
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mona_is_here
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Gaga is genius of the decade.
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jgilez
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really genius of the decade?
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calexis17
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Is that the "frank the bunny suit" from Donnie Darko?
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jgilez
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max from where the wild things are, bu Donnie darko is amazing
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DLTsandwich
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You are in luck, I just so happen to BE a sandwich ;)
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therevolution
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ahh was just watching that today great movie
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calexis17
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55- I was referring to the costume on the left. Yours was blatantly obvious(:
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jgilez
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ahh you'd be suprised how many people didn't get it I lost my crown. idk what that guy was supposed to be, it was a random at a party and I thought he kinda looked like a wild thing.
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calexis17
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60- more like a scary thing. Esh.
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sugarbabyxoxo
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cod ftw.
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sugarbabyxoxo
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I love lady gaga.
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DLTsandwich
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#63 I am still laughing at your comment XD
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Apache_fml
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ur a guy?
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WeStayCrunk24x7
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#18=huge fag
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Ruff_fml
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another case of CoD > all. :(
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fualignment
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26 I play Starcraft 2 beta a lot if that means anything? :)
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Crimson35124
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26 my god, your a man!?
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morganiscool114
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lol sounds like my boyfriend
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k9ltd333
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I'll make you a sandwich # 54. ;)
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deadhead2112
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another win for cod yeeeeeaaah!!! damn now I want a sandwich .he can anyone name me seven types of bacon?? I think all the guys can!!!
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lilsweetiepie14
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just wanted to say that 18-Very attractive! andd OP don't bother him while he plays!
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GinandJenkem
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Stfu OP. Go make him some food. Massage his feet while you're at it wench.
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jj2014
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great game. don't blame him
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Iissosmart
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bahahaha!!!!! that reminds me of steven
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erikjh1234
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first
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cookiebanana
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fail
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xSkyful
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ditto
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marinus_fml
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lady gaga has good music, I just find her unattractive, especially when she has her crazy hair-do's
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rustic
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sucks for you but awesome husband! call of duty rocks <3
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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72: By not worshipping Lady Gaga's every fart, I do believe you've finally proven that you are, indeed, a heterosexual. Congrats, you did it!
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adrii09
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56 that made me laugh out loud! funny stuff haha
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guitarchick7591
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Baha 92, that was awesome.
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jjmc0902
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ur hot
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leighxxx998
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awww that sucks =(
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brettrb
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if ur in a relationship she shud be more important than cod
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mygreenhoodie
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good call...
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Beach4life
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haha thats mest up! u shulda like threw his games out da window!
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TH_Insomniak
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that's not even something to joke about..
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bluelight745
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wow that sucks hes a asshole
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Mirorbo
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Darling, if your hubby is still playing CoD, you probably got married a little too early in life. That's just my opinion though.
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Neon_Radikal
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you never know, there is like, 40 year old guys that play that game. =.=
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rustic
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and those guys are awesome! the wife should do the same!! wish my parents were like that!
fuck you anti flood p.!!!! >.<
fuck you anti flood p.!!!! >.<
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FYLDeep
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Yeah, and now you told all of us. I guess you two are even.
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PYLrulz
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but what if he is like that math wiz that fml had a comic on, and isn't distracted by that?
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christina_bina
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wow what a douche...
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transam87
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dosent understand VG!
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goonie85
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I doubt that he stopped loving her BECAUSE he plays video games. He didn't have to be a doucher and say private (and probably rude and embarassing) shit with a gaggle of a-holes listening and whooping. Have a little tact
If my husband did that when he was playing COD, I'd break his fucking mic, and vice versa if I did that while I was playing L4D. You just don't do that. Keep it at home, don't allow the drooling 14 years old in. Don't they have enough ammo to shit talk?!
If my husband did that when he was playing COD, I'd break his fucking mic, and vice versa if I did that while I was playing L4D. You just don't do that. Keep it at home, don't allow the drooling 14 years old in. Don't they have enough ammo to shit talk?!
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therevolution
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me 2:) gamertag?:D