Today, I saw on my 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list. What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2012 at 10:45pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
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She can't be saved...
#1 - On 10/05/2012 at 3:11am by rekege
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I don't hate twilight. I don't hate fans of twilight. I hate people who take it seriously as if the events in the movie/book are normal everyday occurrences.
#6 - On 10/05/2012 at 3:17am by ethanbin
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