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Today, I was doing a local search at and I found my sister's profile. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40621) - you deserved it (10215)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

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you need to pull a prank on her, arrange for a meet, dont show up, then 10 mins later roll up in a white van or something and grab her! Tell her all the fucked up shit youre going to do to her, then take off your disguise and be like "Just kidding!!!!"

#11 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:29am by mikeloyst

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So your basically saying you may be on there but she can't?

#26 - On 04/02/2010 at 9:57pm by kekelala3

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