Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
New stars
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Awkward
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Top comments
kekelala3 0
So your basically saying you may be on there but she can't?
eoko 12
You're dumb.
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Comments (57)
MGW501 2
Obviously you need to introduce your single mates to her........and get some reciprocation.
popoman 0
DO IT!!! You've dreamed about it your entire life.
Rach_star 0
Naaastyyyyyy
dotalover 15
nastily awkward
Wankster 0
Give us a link
YDIomg 9
Of course you would say that Wankster.
sas_nmn 1
YDI since you were on the site as well.
johnsonchicklet 0
I don't understand how some people label thus as ur fault
raithex 0
Wtff.? What were you doing on that site in the first place.?
Maccaroney 11
Huh. I just can't seem to figure it out. Another mystery of the universe.
eddles 0
I like #11 idea
raghavfyl 0
PRANK TIME!!
kekelala3 0
So your basically saying you may be on there but she can't?
SailorSolaris 43
Maybe OP was just surprised? Or maybe OP's sis is too young? Just saying.
chewyca99 14
No one likes to know when their siblings are having sex, especially with strangers. I dont think OP is saying that she isnt allowed to, he is just saying that it is something he could have gone without knowing.