Intimacy: Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery.... - FML

By Noname - 07/01/2009 15:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 8:03

just use ur imagination

katers4life 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:10

uhmm plug it in? or think of me ;D

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Sunday 8 February 2009 8:03

just use ur imagination

tormcn 26

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Thursday 2 April 2015 20:15

Or a hooker.. since I'm guessing he can't get a gf.

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Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:00

Seriously if that is the worst way in which your life is fucked today, fuck you.

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Thursday 30 July 2009 7:43

"Seriously if that is the worst way in which your life is fucked today, fuck you." You know, not extraordinarily horrible things happen to people every day. This just so happened to be theirs, and I would have been pissed if I was in his position too. So FUCK YOU!

peasonearth 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:36

I think his point was that way worse things happen to people other then the guy not being able to get a girlfriend

3milyzabc 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:43

#8

firstnlast77 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:43

that's why you have an inmagination dude

qwedfgcvb 1

Friday 13 March 2009 15:50

thats Y god gave us a some called a charger

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Sunday 14 October 2012 16:29

It's funny because God doesn't exist.

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Thursday 2 January 2014 0:42

#99 everyone has there own religious views

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Monday 20 July 2015 2:21

He also gave us a dictionary and english class

pinkfrenchrose 5

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Sunday 15 March 2009 3:57

LOL @ #8.

Cowgirl1992 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:33

thats just sad, im sorry..

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:57

Um..... *cough* IMAGINATION *cough*

cheyAnn 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:57

you are hot

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 8:34

no past experiences to wank off to instead? all i can say is WOW -_- LOLZOR @ 9

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Thursday 15 July 2010 7:59

Sometimes I _Only_ use my imagination...

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Thursday 19 March 2009 23:21

Plug your computer in next time. ;P

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Today, my boyfriend was eating me out and I was so close to orgasm, but he suddenly stopped because his phone notified him of the football scores. He only stopped for a few seconds to check but the moment was ruined, and even though he got right back down there it just wasn’t happening. FML

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