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Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Wednesday 7 January 2009 15:07 / United Kingdom

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By WhatThePhuc | 0

#638 - Sunday 8 February 2009 08:03

just use ur imagination

By katers4life | 0

#206520 - Sunday 17 May 2009 08:10

uhmm plug it in? or think of me ;D

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By WhatThePhuc | 0

#638 - Sunday 8 February 2009 08:03

just use ur imagination

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tormcn | 26

#6250803 - Thursday 2 April 2015 08:15

Or a hooker.. since I'm guessing he can't get a gf.

By brumbo | 0

#3567 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 11:00

Seriously if that is the worst way in which your life is fucked today, fuck you.

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Dillon13 | 0

#441980 - Thursday 30 July 2009 07:43

"Seriously if that is the worst way in which your life is fucked today, fuck you." You know, not extraordinarily horrible things happen to people every day. This just so happened to be theirs, and I would have been pissed if I was in his position too. So FUCK YOU!

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peasonearth | 8

#2873590 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 09:36

I think his point was that way worse things happen to people other then the guy not being able to get a girlfriend

By 3milyzabc | 0

#15049 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 11:43

#8

By firstnlast77 | 0

#29278 - Friday 13 March 2009 03:43

that's why you have an inmagination dude

By qwedfgcvb | 0

#29809 - Friday 13 March 2009 03:50

thats Y god gave us a some called a charger

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WhyAmUHere | 19

#5042028 - Sunday 14 October 2012 04:29

It's funny because God doesn't exist.

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JustinMrBest91 | 10

#5813421 - Thursday 2 January 2014 12:42

#99 everyone has there own religious views

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kaylabunny1999 | 22

#6355434 - Monday 20 July 2015 02:21

He also gave us a dictionary and english class

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#32275 - Sunday 15 March 2009 03:57

LOL @ #8.

By Cowgirl1992 | 0

#34395 - Monday 16 March 2009 09:33

thats just sad, im sorry..

By phiniusmaster | 0

#36270 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 02:57

Um..... *cough* IMAGINATION *cough*

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cheyAnn | 0

#2520454 - Monday 16 May 2011 11:57

you are hot

By crazyme123 | 0

#39785 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 08:34

no past experiences to wank off to instead? all i can say is WOW -_- LOLZOR @ 9

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Cold_Pizza_Eater | 0

#1092507 - Thursday 15 July 2010 07:59

Sometimes I _Only_ use my imagination...

By Victoria2103 | 0

#43664 - Thursday 19 March 2009 11:21

Plug your computer in next time. ;P

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