Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
New stars
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Awkward
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Top comments
kekelala3 0
So your basically saying you may be on there but she can't?
eoko 12
You're dumb.
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Comments (57)
mormonsrule 8
Looks like you both got busted...
darkfireflame 15
Link?
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Well did you two have an interesting dinner conversation or what?
bigtacoz 10
I bet you still jacked off didn't you
amourmourant 18
I don't think he was judging her for being on it. He was surprised to see her on it - probably the same reaction she will have when she sees his profile.
chefnoel22 11
Why does that matter? You are on it.. ??
wickedhyype 17
Well... did you add her?
superspy3214 16
Ouch