By SelfServiced - 03/11/2014 01:31 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML
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tony1891 22

Nothing a little duct tape won't fix.

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Rinat_fml 26

You should listen to music while doing it then. Loud music.

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Rinat_fml 26

You should listen to music while doing it then. Loud music.

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Wizardo 33

Headphones could help too, providing you're by yourself though. Don't wanna be caught out.

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MeanBeagle 22

then you won't hear someone coming. we have seen that Fml before

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incoherentrmblr 21

It's like a circle, a never-ending circle...

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tony1891 22

Nothing a little duct tape won't fix.

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MattM95 16

Good point. Duct tape can fix anything.

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orbit 22

Depending on how loud op is, they may need Gorrila Tape.

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Ohshitdude 21

If you can't fix it, you're not using enough duct tape.

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gatorclay97 28

...it also works if you have a 'partner'

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annarcheer 19

hopefully its not the same for your partner or future partner.

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sayyestothedress 24

If it was, it'd be a major turn off party in the bed

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MzZombicidal 36

Well obviously, #12 :P

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Parvati48 15

Sorry OP what a bummer. :/

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random_cashmere 25

Maybe try and find loud noises during "personal" time?

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vicky_P 3

try to restrain yourself from making any noise as if you're in public or in a full house. that might make your "me time" more, like forbidden or something and might make it more pleasurable

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WCARlover 34

Try it with earbuds in so you can't hear yourself?

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redstone7693 29

then you can't hear if someone walks in on you

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