By Anonymous - 17/1/2021 11:01

Technology hates humans

  Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML
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By  Vesi  |  27

I've had this happen. I always keep back-up spares for exactly this situation. Keep at least 2 more besides the one you actively use. =)

By  Chazzster  |  21

When it comes to important equipment, have spare batteries and spare equipment on hand - regards of the equipment type.

My wife only seems to like one particular kind of “massager” - a specific size, buzz frequency, etc. I tried others but she’s picky about this. So I keep spare batteries on hand (I use a fresh battery each time) and have repaired failed switches in older units and have brand new spares on hand. If she doesn’t “get there” then things don’t go as well for me either. Once Brookstone no longer sold the one she liked I had to find an identical model from Anazon UK and pay the shipping to the USA. Fortunately I had a spare until the imports arrived...