Today, my mom got drunk at our family reunion and told everyone how worried she is that my "excessive masturbation" would damage the nerves in both my dick and arm. FML

by goodgrief / 10/30/2013 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • What's her definition of "excessive"? Masturbation is perfectly normal.

    #1 - On 10/30/2013 at 6:49pm by Wowxoxo

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  • The real FML here is... How did she know that you masturbate? 0_o

    #4 - On 10/30/2013 at 6:51pm by Star928

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