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Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36864) - you deserved it (6429)

On 02/01/2013 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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all the comments above me are negative in votes...tough crowd this morning

#16 - On 02/01/2013 at 6:19am by mega20913

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Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~

#2 - On 02/01/2013 at 6:00am by Mideoyeo

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