Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Top comments
mega20913 8
all the comments above me are negative in votes...tough crowd this morning
Mideoyeo 12
Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~
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Comments (118)
ulissey_fml 22
It's okay that you spilled the beans. Just stop cooking them.
lishajoy777 14
He's just showing his lovies!
lyssa13bell 15
Do it then maybe he'll catch on and it'll get to be a habit! Works on dogs....
olhuma 5
All your dreams, Gone With The Wind.
perdix 31
He probably learned to let out a series of little toots during the sex. Either that, or he delivered an SBD and your sense of smell is impaired.
tanekdrachonae 19
You deserved it! Sex without afterfarts that is!
buddy51 23
What reward did he earn?
slking1987 9
I feel the same way about my fiance.
buckdharma 38
And the first ever "silence is golden" award goes to... op's boyfriend. I don't mean to be such a harsh critic, but that's one of the most ungracious acceptance speaches I've ever heard. It's just disgraceful the way he's up there tooting his own horn.
ririchan94 18
It can be rather pleasurable or men to fart as they have a g-spot in their rectums which is very sensitive. Perhaps that is why he likes to fart after sex? However I am no expert.