Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Top comments
mega20913 8
all the comments above me are negative in votes...tough crowd this morning
Mideoyeo 12
Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~
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Comments (118)
joanniejore 7
You have very low standards.
gemmadaws 3
Thank heavens for your high standards other wise he would have wet the bed
dhenri 9
I mean, at least you're getting laid.
onorexveritas 24
good for him
mykelinva 4
The act of sex and the hormones released during an ****** relax the body. Maybe he doesn't want to fart but his body relaxes and they slip out. Maybe he is holding his gas in as long as he can so as not to offend you....
Zehla 7
True love: If my boyfriend farts during or after sex it kills the mood. Not because it disgusts me, but because I am laughing too hard to focus. Lighten up, OP.
GoodLookingGeese 10
I hate all of these stories about guys acting life fuc**ng pigs! They break real guys reputation!
ashjo 12
Who cares my burps like every five seconds...... Thank God he doesn't during sex though
SoylentCandycorn 10
If OP is a dude and his BF is the bottom, the BF kind of has an excuse. Just sayin'.
KiddNYC1O 22
Did you finally get to cuddle without enduring a Dutch oven?