Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Top comments
mega20913 8
all the comments above me are negative in votes...tough crowd this morning
Mideoyeo 12
Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~
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Comments (118)
cl4ptp 18
Men fart, deal with it.
cupcakechick 17
people make a huge deal about women who fart, they say its not lady like and crap, but its ok if guys do it, I find that stupid, girls fart just as much as guys, but because were girls its "wrong" its discusting how they seperate the sexes, like its a crime that girls burp and fart and take *****, but guys can and its ok
Kingbreezy04 10
Then a unicorn ran right by her.
zamkiller03 5
I think when girls fart.. She will give a cute face.. Hahaha
olhuma 5
Turn the situation to your advantage: set it alight, and rocket your ****** to new heights...
LennyComa 39
He's a keeper.
HowAreYouToday 34
mhmm
CrazyManNo9 29
Well, at least he waited until AFTER and didn't hot box you, either.
Jaguar1996 3
why don't you fart with him maybe you will see whats so great about it
raesos91 26
op, it's only natural, it either comes out one way, or the other.
fdupagain 11
Not a single comment that says...that blows... But also, not a very good set of comments either. Noor, where are you?!
docscientist 10
If you can't fart after sex, what's the point?
Kingbreezy04 10
OP do you realize what you've just done? Him farting is just like him saying, " Damn girl that shit was good." But this time, tsk tsk tsk. No fart, somebody didn't go above and beyond. Sit back and reflect on what you can do to get a fart out of your man.