Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
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gobiteme2
| 34
Should have looked her in the eye and said dessert was great.
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 35
Wow, great first impression. Hope she didn't realize what it was. Still, if you just met them, you should have respected their house more. At least wait until the fifth time you're at their house...
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gobiteme2
| 34
Should have looked her in the eye and said dessert was great.
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Zanquis
| 22
you mean she had a great appetizer (it happened before Dinner)
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Ashley Marie Barton
| 3
Lawsuit!!!
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Allie614032
| 34
Um... ew.
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Glowworm56
| 25
Seems like his mom took it pretty well.
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jfsiv
| 17
apparently not as well as the OP did.
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fucksnotgiven
| 7
Boo, you whore ?
(Issa joke. This will probably get moderated soon)
(Issa joke. This will probably get moderated soon)
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 35
Wow, great first impression. Hope she didn't realize what it was. Still, if you just met them, you should have respected their house more. At least wait until the fifth time you're at their house...
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Hellblazer_Sith
| 25
How disrespectful doing that at his parents house. YDI from me.
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sumocj
| 14
One word, manscape
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mitolit
| 12
Just lie and say you chew on your hair from time to time
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Mungolikecandy
| 18
I gather manscaping is not his thing?