FML : Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner,...

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By At least she knows I floss - / Friday 25 August 2017 14:15 / United States - Pomona

Intimacy

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By gobiteme2 | 34

#7533935 - Friday 25 August 2017 23:40

Should have looked her in the eye and said dessert was great.

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7533965 - Saturday 26 August 2017 1:06

Wow, great first impression. Hope she didn't realize what it was. Still, if you just met them, you should have respected their house more. At least wait until the fifth time you're at their house...

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By gobiteme2 | 34

#7533935 - Friday 25 August 2017 23:40

Should have looked her in the eye and said dessert was great.

Zanquis | 21

#7534102 - Saturday 26 August 2017 11:06

you mean she had a great appetizer (it happened before Dinner)

By Ashley Marie Barton | 3

#7533937 - Friday 25 August 2017 23:44

Lawsuit!!!

By Allie614032 | 34

#7533944 - Friday 25 August 2017 23:59

Um... ew.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7533948 - Saturday 26 August 2017 0:33

Seems like his mom took it pretty well.

jfsiv | 17

#7533978 - Saturday 26 August 2017 1:34

apparently not as well as the OP did.

By fucksnotgiven | 7

#7533963 - Saturday 26 August 2017 1:02

Boo, you whore ?
(Issa joke. This will probably get moderated soon)

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7533965 - Saturday 26 August 2017 1:06

Wow, great first impression. Hope she didn't realize what it was. Still, if you just met them, you should have respected their house more. At least wait until the fifth time you're at their house...