By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, great first impression. Hope she didn't realize what it was. Still, if you just met them, you should have respected their house more. At least wait until the fifth time you're at their house...

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gobiteme2 34

Should have looked her in the eye and said dessert was great.

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gobiteme2 34

Should have looked her in the eye and said dessert was great.

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Zanquis 22

you mean she had a great appetizer (it happened before Dinner)

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Glowworm56 26

Seems like his mom took it pretty well.

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jfsiv 17

apparently not as well as the OP did.

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fucksnotgiven 7

Boo, you ***** ? (Issa joke. This will probably get moderated soon)

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, great first impression. Hope she didn't realize what it was. Still, if you just met them, you should have respected their house more. At least wait until the fifth time you're at their house...

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Hellblazer_Sith 25

How disrespectful doing that at his parents house. YDI from me.

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mitolit 12

Just lie and say you chew on your hair from time to time

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Mungolikecandy 19

I gather manscaping is not his thing?

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