Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML
by Heather / 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
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Um... how did you learn that?
#2 - On 11/12/2012 at 6:28pm by swagisforchumps
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Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.
#1 - On 11/12/2012 at 6:28pm by heinous966
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