Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML
Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
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Omg_its_Chloe 6
OP's Boyfriend: I feel pretty, oh so pretty-- OP: *blinks*
kisaka 2
Sounds like you know to bring into the bedroom now ;)
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kisaka 2
Sounds like you know to bring into the bedroom now ;)
JocelynKaulitz 28
Now all you gotta do is put on his clothes and you two will be all set
theten_fml 9
Put him in the kitchen and get kinky!
hotshot2626 9
there's nothing wrong with exploring your sexuality. Try anything once, twice if you like it.
enonymous 9
You don't get all dressed up and go straight to bed. You take that shit out on the town and live it up. I hope you had a clutch and matching shoes that fit him to go with that outfit otherwise he will look awful
fml121785 14
Maybe you could encourage him to do it more often now. ;)
therealafroninga 10
Crossdressing(; works every time.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Sounds like OP is dating Anthony from smosh.
gc327072 31
For some reason this brought up the song "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band in my head.
LiterOfCola 16
Did anyone else think of Belle Époque?
mikeofthunder 13
The only thing I could think about was what my dress size is..
DarksideDoll 31
Precisely. Now you get to pick out something cute for you AND him for date night and just have fun. ;)
beccaishereyay 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
...dysfunctional relationship?
LlamaUprising 10
...No
hama806 19
2- More like bringing in some excitement into the relationship.
Drigr 9
Actually, it sounds like the BF finally made it funcctional, by fulfilling some odd, kinky, fantasy for OP
Alexchio 2
Well... He just wanted to feel what his girl normally feel when shes in dress... Nothing wrong aboit trying new things
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Dysfunctional? Yeah right, all it means is great sex if it really turns you on.
omg36 7
Or you're a lesbian?
Omg_its_Chloe 6
OP's Boyfriend: I feel pretty, oh so pretty-- OP: *blinks*
rocketpopper1030 11
What..?
soldiermedic 2
Haha, reminds me of the scene from Friends with Chandlers dad! Lol
MrBond007_fml 6
I can totally visualize that. And it's not all bad...
ShyAnn29 15
15, it's a song.
XxskyelovexX 13
That song is going to be stuck in my head all day now haha
Boygenius50 8
Pretty and witty and BRIIIIIIGHT
ohSNAPyall 27
18 I get it! A man.. duh!
ddddddddg 9
18- I think it's from the movie 'Analyze That'
BorderlineCreep 4
18- its originally from "west side story"
BorderlineCreep 4
I meant 15
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
And I pity, any girl who isn't meeee tonigghhhtt
RedPillSucks 33
Sigh... Why did I read that with a "Mr. T" voice. *Ah pitty da fool who aint me tonight*
CptZoe 10
Is he a feminine looking man? If so, I think you need to rethink your choices haha. If not... Weird.
ClassyCommando 13
Because muscular, hairy men look SO much better in dresses, right?
KunoKanashimi 3
But...But....Feminine boys are awesome.
walmartpaysme 15
I think 4 was suggesting that OP is a lesbian.
spazz666 18
Or at least bisexual.
agonydrum 7
Not necessarily, wanting to see your partner cross dress is a fetish, and sometimes guys like to cross dress but aren't gay, it's a dominance thing
onlychildFTW 34
OP likes the idea of dominating her BF. let's hope he likes being dominated. Haha. Cross dressing is a fetish and it has nothing to do with sexual preference.
CptZoe 10
Orite lads, calm yer beans. I hadn't thought of that! Jeewhizz.
Darian66 5
Hot !
onlychildFTW 34
It appears to be a good thing for their relationship. It will probably help them in the bedroom.
BabySparkle1 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So transvestites turn you on?
dohboi 2
Technically its cross dressing and if women can wear pants!!! Think again before you open that mouth or type!
tne201992 12
6- you're so irrelevant!! Where in the FML did it say OP's bf was a transvestite? God, the ignorance!!
BabySparkle1 15
Yeah, I realized my mistake. My apologies.
tne201992 12
It happens :)
BabySparkle1 15
Well thank you for telling me anyways. :) People don't learn if people don't speak up.
tne201992 12
That's true :) but sometimes you have those people who still don't learn.
tne201992 12
People still don't learn if you do speak up. lol My mistake.
murphdarkly 13
Transvestism (also called transvestitism) is the practice of cross-dressing, which is wearing clothing traditionally associated with the opposite sex or gender. Transvestite refers to a person who cross-dresses; however, the word often has additional physical connotations. So if OP is turned on by him in a dress she has a fetish for transvestites...
murphdarkly 13
Whether he is or isn't a transvestite or if this was just an exploration of a curiosity, OP was turned on more by him in a dress which means she is turned on by the act of cross dressing and a person who cross dresses is a transvestite
BabySparkle1 15
So in a sense was I correct?
murphdarkly 13
Yes, very much so.
XxskyelovexX 13
Did anybody else start singing in their head "I'm a sweet transvestite, from transexual, transelvanniaaaa" ? I'm probably the only one.. haha. rocky horror picture show for life
Osito2011 9
61 the definition is true, but you should use a different source. Not everything on Wikipedia is true.
meena1988 5
I definitely sang that song...lol
doctorhook86 25
45: I had to downvote you for abusing exclamation points and misusing the word "irrelevant". Please continue fighting ignorance though.
ejjamael 5
I did sang the sang as well
Jaxx66 21
73-- "Take it like a true transvestite! Climb the curtains!!!' I just watched that movie last night. Best movie EVAR. Right beside Tank Girl.
qtbabe127 22
I don't know OP, I mean transvestites can be pretty damn sexy. Just look at Dr. Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show. ;)
annie_nk 23
And Eddie Izzard
Enslaved 38
Let's do the time warp again!
Prophet710 2
I'm just a sweet transvestite!
XxskyelovexX 13
I sang Columbia's part in Time Warp for a show we did over the summer. It was opening number. That was a big confidence boost for me. I love Rocky Horror
Jaxx66 21
44- Eddie Izzard, is actually quite hot in a dress. I've tried to get my bf to wear my clothes, he won't. They may be tight, but still.
YUNOFML 16
Good for you to not be cross with his dress!
spottyblanket 8
nothing wrong with that op
Ameel_fml 19
I agree tbh. OP likes it, her boyfriend obviously doesn't mind it...so where's the "FML" in that? Sounds like a win-win to me! Who cares if other people think it's strange or unusual? What you do in the bedroom is nobody else's business anyway! Have fun and ignore the haters :D
MrBond007_fml 6
That sounds like a lot of fun. Use it to your advantage, don't over-think it. Just embrace it, and have fun!