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Today, my mother refuses to believe I’m gay because I’m too handsome. Apparently only really ugly men can be gay, because they’re too ugly to get women, and choose to date other ugly guys instead. I can’t believe I came out of that bigoted, racist, scumbucket's womb. The thought makes me sick. FML
Your mom is so dumb! Only good-looking men are gay because women are too easy for them and they like the challenge of a more limited dating pool.
Doesn't your mom read science? Stupid people and their stupid stereotypes! Am I right?
Is she not familiar with the gay community? Gay dudes are some of the prettiest dudes in the world, and that's coming from a straight man.
(Just because I love the thought of pissing these kinds of freaks off) You should make out with the hottest guy you can land and make sure she sees it somehow. Can even just be a good-bye kiss.