Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

by useyourownbed / 09/18/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

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  • Take a shit on her bed and say the bathroom was dirty

    #3 - On 09/18/2012 at 6:02pm by Tuesdaythe10th

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  • Poop on her pillow and say "sorry, the toilet was dirty".

    #4 - On 09/18/2012 at 6:02pm by CJ0106

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