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And photoshop...
Makeup over an open gash wouldn't be the most effective and god damn that would hurt! Sucks, OP! Better hope it doesn't scar.
Beauty hurts.
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It's destiny. Fate just doesn't want you to be a model
I would think that it's OP's brother and not fate...
It's fate that OP's brother would do that. :P
ur comment was buried, fate doesn't want it to be alive
That's called chance. Fate is made up
If you want to be critical... There are studies that suggest 'chance' is not real and that fate is real, or at least that everything is connected and nothing happens just by some random chance.
Lol, 126, no there is not any study suggesting fate is real...
yab yab fate yab yab
You could still be a hand model.... no?
Yup and her boyfriend is going to be so happy, he's going to give her '"hand lotion" when she wakes up..
15- Why use lotion when she has her mouth ?
I'm curious, do people not get the reference or is it just bad?
I think people don't get the reference
I have a job for her.
Oh stop being a wanker guys, were not strangers here! No need for lotion though, just a secondary sleepy conscience
You should return the favor....with rocks
She can trick him by putting a rock inside the snowball, so he thinks it's not going to hurt and then.... Pow!! right in the kisser. Missing a tooth and crying like a baby.
Or she can throw a football at his nose. (that's a Brady Bunch reference)
life goes on I suppose
This comment will get thumbed down I suppose...
5 - that comment could be inserted for every FML ever made.
I would give him the beating of a lifetime.
Seriously, that is not something i would forgive, hit back hard!
There's always ****. It's basically the same thing except the guilt you feel after your career is over
Let's hope she doesn't get tricked to going on the 'Backroom casting couch' if she decides to go that route.
7-and the fact that you are having sex with many different people
#42 And the fact that she will need to wear depends after her career is over.
You don't want him to clarify.
88 needs to watch more **** and realize that in this place, every exit is also an entrance. Hurray for family guy references.
Yeah, cause smiling at a camera ...and having unprotected sex with a stranger in front of the camera are practically the same thing.
Get to a plastic surgeon immediately! They may be able to make it not as obvious. If not, many models make it with flaws.
#9: I'm not sure why your plastic-surgeon suggestion is being voted down -- it could actually help. When a friend fell and cut her face, the emergency room called in a plastic surgeon, who stitched her wound up very, very neatly; the resultant scar is all but invisible. While this wouldn't necessarily help for a photoshoot next week, it could very well make the cut heal more quickly and cleanly, which could help for a shoot in a month or three and certainly with a later modeling career. (It could help even if the wound was long enough ago that stitches would no longer help; a plastic surgeon could at least give available options.)
My comment was based on my own experience. While not a model, I too had a bad facial cut. I went to the ER where they got the best in-house plastic surgeon to stitch me up. You can barely see a scar.
96- i was speaking like the medical professional I am. I forgot where I was.
143- I wasn't trying to insult you or anyone else. Sorry you took it that way.
Wait a week or two, so he forgets all about it. During the week or two, plan revenge. After he's forgotten about it, put your plans into action...
There is no better revenge then when they least expect it!
Caramel in the showerhead = sweet revenge. :3
I have not tried that one yet, thank you for the idea.. *Is becoming an evil lil puppy*
Purple dye in the shower head.
Arsenic in the ham? Too far, perhaps.
Epicac in his soda laxatives in the chocolate and take him to his favorite movie with his crush ...
Nair in his shampoo. Poison ivy in his dresser.
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You should return the favor....with rocks
Time to use A LOT of makeup there