Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
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Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
Today, as I was going to hook up with a sex friend, I discovered that my pack of condoms was missing. Then I saw my sister chewing out her two 10-year-old twins, who'd found them in my drawer. This how my family, who had visited me for family dinner, found out about my sexual life. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
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Tuesdaythe10th 11
Take a shit on her bed and say the bathroom was dirty
CJ0106 1
Poop on her pillow and say "sorry, the toilet was dirty".
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Comments (121)
whitenobody 10
OP, just remember, when you prepare the payback, make sure it will equally traumatize her. Always worked on my 4 younger siblings.
laura_dorothy 0
Slap her! That is nasty -.-
1098765432 0
Now go cum on her bed. Fml fixed
Sicilysstallion 2
Sabotage the condoms Next time that'll teach her a lesson ( don't actually do it)
vorspiel 17
Oh WOW, your sister's quite the catch isn't she? What a revolting girl.
Blahblah9921 4
if i were u i would get a new matress
acetheone 8
come on people, it's just sex. washing the sheets would do. although thats nasty as at now.
gardenwhipped3 14
ask her if she is pregnant in front of your parents at dinner.
msmeg1921 12
Time to get a lock.
Nissi 17
That's so ******* disrespectful. I've had that happen to me by my sister and her friends a few times. They know now that I won't tolerate that shit, but back then I was naive and unaware. It's so degrading, soo disrespectful, and it leaves you feeling uncomfortable and dirty. I washed and washed my sheets, but I still felt like my personal space had been violated. My bed is my sanctuary, a place of peace and comfort. I don't want to find a used condom in the sheets. ******* foul, man.