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Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML


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On 07/30/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by skyplaysguitar - United States (New Mexico)

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And over there honey was the sand castle your father and I conceived your brother.(:

#1 - On 07/30/2012 at 6:43am by dude1122332

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I honestly could give a flying crap where I was conceived...I don't see why that matters

#2 - On 07/30/2012 at 6:44am by WCARlover

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