Plot twist: the dogs name is goldfish.

This should be a movie haha

Plot twist: he was referring to the goldfish crackers he was eating.

i wonder how it feels to be high, i know you act weird but the actual feeling.

Yeah, OP could you maybe.. You know.. Hook me up with some of that devils lettuce?

I think he had a drink called SHOCKER. It's an illegal drink in Ghana: it's boiled weed mixed with pineapple juice and vodka and some other herbs nobody talks about.

That's it? Nothing else was running through your mind at the time? Or you simply had to get thumbed down?

Very creative

woah, this is some deep s**t.

First we have goldfish barking, then dogs dissolving. What's next, cats driving cars?

Dogs and cats, living together...

Living together like the cartoon "CatDog"?

you sure, you smoked pot? Sounds more like a bad trip.

Actually #11, I was thinking of "Ghostbusters" God I hate it when I date myself like that lol

*calls dmv*

damn what were u smokin lol

#41 and #89 it was the first (and last) time I took mushrooms. Bad decision. I also thought the room was collapsing, but no one was nice enough to check up on me afterwards. The vet sounds like a good guy.

I have an uncle who was once so drunk he tried to kiss a horse and get on it the wrong way, by trying to get on top of the horse's head.

Ugh I accidentally down voted you but you're so right. Weed is not going to make you act this way unless it was laced or you got high on something else. People need to stop blaming their foolishness on pot; in this day and age, the education we have on Cannabis is so great that most people know OP is more than likely full of shit. Unless OP is the small SMALL precent that react badly to Cannabis; in that case I retract my "full of shit" statement.

Usually though, those who react badly to marijuana have severe psychosis; not thinking their fish is barking.

#16 I mostly agree with what you said but some people do react badly to weed, it's worse if your smoking for the first time especially if the weed is of high quality. Then again I don't think I've ever heard of something like this happening before when the person only smoked weed.

OP could've been staring into his fish tank, heard a dog barking outside, and thought it was his fish.

i love your explanation.

i react badly. i get panic attacks and i bawl my eyes out...and then eat a lot of food and fall asleep. but i don't have psychosis.

In Ghana, it's probably chewing khat, which is a mild hallucinogen.

Anxiety is a case of psychosis. Psychosis is an abnormal condition of the mind. It can deviate from mild to extreme. I had an ex who couldn't smoke because he would have severe panic attacks and at times get violent. Granted he had other mental health issue so he wasn't the norm, however I know a handful of people who can't handle the weed due to the anxiety it gives them. Everyone I know that acts that way usually ends up having a bad time yet I've yet to meet someone who hallucinates from smoking straight up weed. However, not to be a totally bitch I gave OP the benefit of the doubt and just because I haven't met them yet doesn't mean they don't exist. Sigh, I still think he's full of shit though.

I was thinking that he could have had the idea to call the vet and say that as a joke. You do dumb shit high. One time while high on weed I accidentally purchased a $40 membership to a **** site. And not even a good one at that.

deans face makes it look like your encouraging him to lol

Dean always encourages it.

Uhm you mean listen... Unless your on something other than marijuana.

The Wall is also a movie

I know. That's why I said to watch it.

thumbs up just cuz of Dean :)

Your comment is bad and you should feel bad!