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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML


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On 07/12/2012 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by lissysue1 - United States (Wisconsin)

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Did reading this make anyone else yawn?

#7 - On 07/12/2012 at 6:45pm by MisterMichael

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Could be worse. My first kiss involved the girl trying to shove her tongue as far into my mouth as she could.

#4 - On 07/12/2012 at 6:44pm by peanuts363

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