Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
by noneedtostress / 03/17/2012 at 11:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
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It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.
#2 - On 03/17/2012 at 2:26pm by washingtongirl
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At least your not pregnant !
#3 - On 03/17/2012 at 2:27pm by andiiturtle
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