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Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34167) - you deserved it (9340)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)

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It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.

#2 - On 03/17/2012 at 2:26pm by washingtongirl

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At least your not pregnant !
:)

#3 - On 03/17/2012 at 2:27pm by andiiturtle

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