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By Anonymous - 15/07/2017 11:59 - United States - Manchester
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML
Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.
I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.