A likely story...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2017 11:59 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML
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Tarlachia 33
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Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.

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Crewsin 1

I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.

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joeyl2008 29

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joeyl2008 29

I love how people on FML can never take a joke.

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onceuponatime456 16

Maybe because your so-called joke was fucking stupid!

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Tarlachia 33
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Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.

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Crewsin 1

I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.

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kirby1964 20
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Sounds to me like he was seeking any reason to leave, but did not to look like a jerk and wanted the reason to be about something you did wrong.

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rivenrock 14
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Probably best not to mention that sometimes you guys have to cut the clothes off people...

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RichardPencil 30
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Yeah, but did you have to slip him tongue?

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Jaeger Keller 6
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How about "unlikely story".... first responders don't give mouth to mouth and haven't for many years. Infectious disease brought respirators to the ambulance.

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phaelnb 26
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Exactly my question. Why would she be giving mouth to mouth? Even non-professionals are trained to use chest compression only if they don't have a mask to use.

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Leprekhaun 14

Its possible she had a mouth to mask device but her bf has only seem overly dramatic movies and assumed thats what she was doing.

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yeongji 31
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OP did not specify when the incident happened, so there is a possibility that it happened when she was off duty. Chest compressions were initiated, but sometimes it isn't enough to get someone back.

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monyluv1 13

Actually, we still use mouth covers. And, yes, resuscitation breaths are still necessary, just not nearly as important as the chest compressions.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

When he saw you doing that, you took his breath away.

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species4872 19

So, Did he make it? Heat attack, not the most pleasant experience.

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species4872 19

Sorry, heart*

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fde2blknimout 18

Thats not why he broke up with you. That was just a way out

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