Work and Intimacy: A likely story...

A likely story...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2017 11:59 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML

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You deserved it 533

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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You deserved it 197

Yikes

By nycgirl424 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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You deserved it 3 258

By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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You deserved it 1 075

Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 35 205

By Anonymous - 20/10/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML

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You deserved it 314

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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You deserved it 3 253

By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 382

By Brittany - 03/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

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He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

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Tarlachia 33

Saturday 15 July 2017 18:57

Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.

Crewsin 1

Saturday 15 July 2017 19:30

I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.

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joeyl2008 29

Saturday 15 July 2017 18:24

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joeyl2008 29

Sunday 16 July 2017 1:55

I love how people on FML can never take a joke.

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 16 July 2017 23:34

Maybe because your so-called joke was ******* stupid!

Tarlachia 33

Saturday 15 July 2017 18:57

Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.

Crewsin 1

Saturday 15 July 2017 19:30

I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.

kirby1964 20

Saturday 15 July 2017 19:55

Sounds to me like he was seeking any reason to leave, but did not to look like a jerk and wanted the reason to be about something you did wrong.

rivenrock 14

Saturday 15 July 2017 20:02

Probably best not to mention that sometimes you guys have to cut the clothes off people...

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 July 2017 20:08

Yeah, but did you have to slip him tongue?

Jaeger Keller 6

Saturday 15 July 2017 20:45

How about "unlikely story".... first responders don't give mouth to mouth and haven't for many years. Infectious disease brought respirators to the ambulance.

phaelnb 26

Sunday 16 July 2017 2:43

Exactly my question. Why would she be giving mouth to mouth? Even non-professionals are trained to use chest compression only if they don't have a mask to use.

Leprekhaun 14

Sunday 16 July 2017 12:30

Its possible she had a mouth to mask device but her bf has only seem overly dramatic movies and assumed thats what she was doing.

yeongji 31

Monday 17 July 2017 5:46

OP did not specify when the incident happened, so there is a possibility that it happened when she was off duty. Chest compressions were initiated, but sometimes it isn't enough to get someone back.