FML : A likely story...

A likely story...

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 July 2017 11:59 / United States - Manchester

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By Tarlachia | 33

#7492967 - Saturday 15 July 2017 18:57

Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.

By Crewsin | 1

#7493002 - Saturday 15 July 2017 19:30

I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.

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By joeyl2008 | 29

#7492932 - Saturday 15 July 2017 18:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

joeyl2008 | 29

#7493370 - Sunday 16 July 2017 1:55

I love how people on FML can never take a joke.

onceuponatime456 | 16

#7494684 - Sunday 16 July 2017 23:34

Maybe because your so-called joke was fucking stupid!

By Tarlachia | 33

#7492967 - Saturday 15 July 2017 18:57

Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.

By Crewsin | 1

#7493002 - Saturday 15 July 2017 19:30

I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.

By kirby1964 | 20

#7493030 - Saturday 15 July 2017 19:55

Sounds to me like he was seeking any reason to leave, but did not to look like a jerk and wanted the reason to be about something you did wrong.

By rivenrock | 14

#7493038 - Saturday 15 July 2017 20:02

Probably best not to mention that sometimes you guys have to cut the clothes off people...

By RichardPencil | 27

#7493050 - Saturday 15 July 2017 20:08

Yeah, but did you have to slip him tongue?

By Jaeger Keller | 6

#7493092 - Saturday 15 July 2017 20:45

How about "unlikely story".... first responders don't give mouth to mouth and haven't for many years. Infectious disease brought respirators to the ambulance.

phaelnb | 26

#7493410 - Sunday 16 July 2017 2:43

Exactly my question. Why would she be giving mouth to mouth? Even non-professionals are trained to use chest compression only if they don't have a mask to use.

yeongji | 31

#7494908 - Monday 17 July 2017 5:46

OP did not specify when the incident happened, so there is a possibility that it happened when she was off duty. Chest compressions were initiated, but sometimes it isn't enough to get someone back.