Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.
Crewsin 1
I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.
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joeyl2008 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Can't really blame him there
joeyl2008 29
I love how people on FML can never take a joke.
onceuponatime456 16
Maybe because your so-called joke was ******* stupid!
Tarlachia 33
Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.
Crewsin 1
I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.
kirby1964 20
Sounds to me like he was seeking any reason to leave, but did not to look like a jerk and wanted the reason to be about something you did wrong.
rivenrock 14
Probably best not to mention that sometimes you guys have to cut the clothes off people...
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, but did you have to slip him tongue?
Jaeger Keller 6
How about "unlikely story".... first responders don't give mouth to mouth and haven't for many years. Infectious disease brought respirators to the ambulance.
phaelnb 26
Exactly my question. Why would she be giving mouth to mouth? Even non-professionals are trained to use chest compression only if they don't have a mask to use.
Leprekhaun 14
Its possible she had a mouth to mask device but her bf has only seem overly dramatic movies and assumed thats what she was doing.
yeongji 31
OP did not specify when the incident happened, so there is a possibility that it happened when she was off duty. Chest compressions were initiated, but sometimes it isn't enough to get someone back.
monyluv1 13
Actually, we still use mouth covers. And, yes, resuscitation breaths are still necessary, just not nearly as important as the chest compressions.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
When he saw you doing that, you took his breath away.
species4872 20
So, Did he make it? Heat attack, not the most pleasant experience.
species4872 20
Sorry, heart*
fde2blknimout 18
Thats not why he broke up with you. That was just a way out