Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my period was a few days late, so my anxiety kicked in and I told my husband I was worried about being pregnant. He pointedly said that pregnancy requires sex, and I suddenly remembered we haven't had sex in months. I haven't cheated, but good luck convincing his suspicious ass of that. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Today, my period was officially 2 weeks late. I have a phobia about giving birth, so I had a panic attack, went to Walmart, spend $15 on four pregnancy tests and a drink, came home, and took the tests. All four came back negative. As I went to clean up and throw everything away, I got my period. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
Today, I have realised that since I get laid so infrequently, every time I have sex now, it kickstarts my period. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
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Top comments
washingtongirl 8
It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.
andiiturtle 0
At least your not pregnant ! :)
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Comments (209)
Cinny90 7
Uhmm well i take the pill because my period comes and goes on the strangest moments. When i don't take those 'bad hormones' i'm bleeding like 24/7 every day. Maybe this girl also has a medical reason for it? By the way, i'm more horified by her dumbness of thinking she might be pregnant without having sex. Guess you're not the one that gave her "the talk".
nofearjenshere 12
Just because she is on birth control, doesnt mean she's paying for it, they have clinics where you can get it for free.
Meraklez1013 9
105- I sooo want that game like seriously!!
kkjkidonthate 4
It's why not when.
purplemelons 0
Sometimes the pills are used to regulate the menstrual cycle. Also, they could be for just in case.
fsimmo 0
And u take pills for what??!
fsamslife92 8
Maybe she wants to be prepared for an unexpected night with a random stranger. She could also take them to regulate her period. Or maybe she just thinks birth control pills are yummy.
Tritribaby 0
Leapyear?!
llamafish 25
You're* a moron.
cheerluv15 0
I am so sorry you had to go through that panic about thinking that you were pregnant. It's a real shame you haven't had sex in almost a year. :(
RadioDeeJayy_ 6
Aw damn. WELL, TIME TO START MEETING PEOPLE. ;)