Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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Top comments
Joshua137 0
Nothing wrong with being critical about the **** you watch.
zack11742 7
Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex
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Comments (194)
RyNo24 4
The Jimmy Fallon of ****?
10K3NNY10 0
Lul
kooochris1995 14
Lol wtf is wrong with you OP?
urdirtyolduncle 15
I like it when they make eye connection with me. It makes me feel more intimate with them. But that's just your dirty old uncle talking.
IAdminIFlow 0
so im not alone? im not alone!
icrest80 4
Horrible acting in pornos should always be expected, but it's not like I have experience. Nvm I'm not even gonna try to hide it what guy doesn't watch ****?
XxDevilxXGt 26
Yeah it's kind of annoying when the chick just keeps looking back and forth.. just stop! XD Sometimes I don't even.. I sit there and watch it like a comedy because, well, there are a lot off unny moments.
Harpy20 24
*whispers* "I see single people."
kooochris1995 14
^ so you must be looking in the mirror?
andy231245 4
POW!!1
justalilrandom2 4
138, right in the kisser. Coincidentally the name of the porno op was watching.
Whatever0084 2
126. That profile pic looks like a **** star. Epic ****!
Ste1 2
No one watches.**** for their 'good' acting!
Angitia 8
It actually reminds me of how the Joker constantly looks directly at the readers in comics, knowing he's simply a comics' character.
jackgoldstein 5
Doesn't matter, watched sex
madgrinchhatter 12
I see single people
MasqueradePrince 25
I do... Bad acting affects the whole experience.
kiran_fml 5
Well...watch a different one
hurtandabused 7
Bunny!!!
peteyfas 8
Good call. Literally millions to choose from
yake12 0
One does not simply watch a different porno!
OriginalimoaN 15
In almost every porno I've watched the chicks keep looking at the camera every 3 damn seconds. Even if being brutally gangbanged she still manages to check it out quite often. Like wtf mate?
zack11742 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Jesus dude I think you need a girlfriend
disco2466 8
i doubt he could keep one haha
zack11742 7
Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex
shrekus 0
I think he needs more than just a girlfriend…
adzz90 16
A girlfriend and a job??
Calyx_fml 22
**** is not a substitute for a girlfriend. **** is its own pleasure. Having or lacking a girlfriend has nothing to do with it.
jruivivarsolano 0
#92 - But having a girlfriend would give him something more interesting to do than waste all his time with ****.
Redoxx_fml 22
92-Or maybe he'd get both and always be happy. (doubts)
ScottieJo 8
Just because he's watching **** doesn't mean he is single.
pimpnainteasy 5
Yea dude sometimes the best pleasure is when you're doing it to yourself...
tanman88 5
Actually he has one. Her names Pamela Handerson.
GoodLookingGeese 10
I would rather say you need psychiatrist.
san_kai 5
Palmela Handerson... xD
Joshua137 0
Nothing wrong with being critical about the **** you watch.
Redoxx_fml 22
Did she stop?
nava1210 12
42 - I hate to break it to you, but the people in **** videos cant hear you or see you..sorry man..
bteundeadmidget 5
I hate to break it to you but you do not know what sarcasm is do you
iPeterPan 8
I hate to break it to you but that was a wonderful response.
ifoundalaska 11
It is really annoying when they do that.
angrymexican 8
142 I hate to break it to you, but you're a combo breaker.
dathudo 4
Couldn't agree more
HeartOfLead 24
Amen...was probably in that porno! And dude, bt-duds in a porno...you wrote it wrong. Anyway, I too lost my dignity a time ago for similar reasons. But fortunately, unlike some people here fondling ferrets was not involved. Still something similar...
racutt 4
First World problems
epicwaffles 7
ummmm.... kinky???
olpally 33
Nope.. Op is just a little crazy..
silentbutfunny 0
Look up the definetion of kinky please
RadPenny 6
190- I'm I'll find your picture.
silentbutfunny 0
^ ?
skullcandifiedDJ 5
kink·y/?kiNGk?/ Adjective: Involving or given to unusual sexual behavior. (of clothing) Sexually provocative in an unusual way. You're welcome.
rebelsrock 17
Time to get a girlfriend? Yes
SoSickWithIt 14
The app you used to create your profile picture keeps me entertained for hours.
Llamacod 11
What app is it, I may want to get it
Brice28_fml 10
Either a girlfriend or some hand lotion and a couple of tissues.
Torva_fml 16
No, seriously.... What app?
rubberduckie94 13
I would say he does not need a girlfriend if he is yelling at the girl in his ****. Imagine what he would do to her.
skitzofunia88 8
WHAT APP is that dammit!!!
MyNameIsNotJohn 5
App name please!
HeartOfLead 24
No, he has many, many more options that might involve such a thing. I suggest you talk to enonymous I bet he knows alllll about that.
LaidToRest48 9
Wtf is that app !!!
TomHarrow 5
Doesn't matter, had se....no I guess not.
lebronesque73091 12
Shut the **** up.
TomHarrow 5
Nah I'm good thanks.
MeLuvBewbs 7
Op: Stop looking at me! Girl: Stop watching me then!
HeartOfLead 24
Equal treatment! This would be scary for me if the videos I watched had such thing!
xxbobbyfinxx 0
She can sense you staring at her..... Yeah it's time to move on.