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Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
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  HKCgrimmjow  |  15

It sounds like a rude joke to me hah, I don't believe he has a second engagement going on, that's kind of hard to hide, implying he had a second relationship for a while.

  DKjazz  |  20

So he bought two separate engagement rings, proposed on two separate occasions, and probably spent a fortune on fancy dinners alone. Did he actually think you'd both be cool with it? I think you should lure them to your parents house for a threesome so your dad can kill the shit out of them.

  Catkam623  |  27

You know since there are dumbasses out there who don't really understand how far to take a joke, it seems much more likely this was followed up with April fools.