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Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18426) - you deserved it (46931)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Why would you risk it somewhere that you're likely to get caught? Especially after lying to him?

#2 - On 02/29/2012 at 10:06am by Margemander

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Well aren't you just the charmer. (;

#1 - On 02/29/2012 at 10:05am by Rhysviri

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