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Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31491) - you deserved it (2880)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

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I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.

#1 - On 02/22/2012 at 6:11pm by SarahLillian

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Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one?

But thats incredibly unlikely...

#3 - On 02/22/2012 at 6:11pm by crimsonprodigy

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