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Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22154) - you deserved it (11122)

On 02/14/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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did they enjoy them?

#1 - On 02/14/2012 at 6:04am by iamray

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"Well when I said that I was gonna stick my ding dong in her hoo-hah Mr. OP's girlfriend's dad, I meant that I was gonna show her some cool party tricks with hostess cakes!"

#5 - On 02/14/2012 at 6:06am by Buttsexpirate

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