By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom
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i walked into the wall after cutting the onions for my gf.
That probably explains the "ex" part.
I wish my cock could fly.
I love it when people say 'shuttle cock' instead of 'birdie'. It makes for good jokes. Such as: how many times has his cock been in Space?
1st
Nothing like a good cock to the eye, ouch!
I see what you did there.
Maybe it was her whispering eye.
OP should've been wearing protection
9, Anchorman 2, that is all. :D
If only I was a space astronaught too...
'Cause there's lots of other kinds of astronauts, right? Thank you for specifying that you mean them -space- astronauts
Damn must of been one hellbof a wink
I see what u did there
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Cock jokes? Ma'am thisbis FML we have some class... Besides whats so funny about roosters anyway? -sarcasm on internet is pointless-
Hahaha... Shuttlecock...
... and the bartender says, " why the long face?"
You're point is?
14, you might still be right
Did I just say "You're point is?"? Holy shit you guys are not thumbing that down fast enough.
Before the comments flood in- A shuttle cock is the thing that they hit back and forth. Not an astronaut penis.
It could be both.
There are other cocks that you can hit back and forth...
Wow, never knew badminton was spelled with an "n"... I've always pronounced it like "mitten" and assumed it was spelled accordingly. Almost made fun of OP's spelling but then I googled it :-x
That's not something you should admit to on FML.
Even if you pronounced it as 'badmitten' it would still have an 'n' in it either way.
Yeah, people who play badmitten deserve whatever they get.
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Nothing like a good cock to the eye, ouch!
Commence "cock" jokes