Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML
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guitarbeast
| 22
Nothing like a good cock to the eye, ouch!
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WCARlover
| 34
Commence "cock" jokes
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Ruffclue
| 9
i walked into the wall after cutting the onions for my gf.
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chris36taylor
| 2
That probably explains the "ex" part.
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Cad6
| 24
I wish my cock could fly.
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Lol he got a cock in the eye...a shuttle cock that is.
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Heinousness
| 0
I love it when people say 'shuttle cock' instead of 'birdie'. It makes for good jokes. Such as: how many times has his cock been in Space?
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SVZ
| 0
1st
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guitarbeast
| 22
Nothing like a good cock to the eye, ouch!
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niadanac1
| 3
I see what you did there.
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TunechiXXL
| 0
Yeah he enjoys shuttlecock - to - eye contact as long as it's safe shuttlecock - to - eye contact.....
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Feared
| 9
Maybe it was her whispering eye.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
OP should've been wearing protection
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ladyLALAA
| 28
9, Anchorman 2, that is all. :D
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Inheritance
| 10
Pfft who doesn't like good cock to the eye time to time?
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TunechiXXL
| 0
Anchorman 2 FTW!!!
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georgey123
| 3
If only I was a space astronaught too...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
ooohhh! Astro naughty!
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Daiyuki
| 5
'Cause there's lots of other kinds of astronauts, right? Thank you for specifying that you mean them -space- astronauts
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idontknowyou123
| 0
Damn must of been one hellbof a wink
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blcksocks
| 19
With that spelling, I am so glad idontknowyou.
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taco_bender
| 12
I see what u did there
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eatdemcupcakes
| 4
Clever girl...
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towboater198425
| 6
What did he do there smarty pants misspell his comment? Then u couldn't come up with anything original so u said I see what u did there
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WCARlover
| 34
Commence "cock" jokes
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idontknowyou123
| 0
Cock jokes? Ma'am thisbis FML we have some class...
Besides whats so funny about roosters anyway?
-sarcasm on internet is pointless-
Besides whats so funny about roosters anyway?
-sarcasm on internet is pointless-
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duke56924903
| 11
Hahaha... Shuttlecock...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Roosters in spaces *echo*
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skitzofunia88
| 8
... and the bartender says, " why the long face?"
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Brannie
| 4
it's ok. I'm pretty sure its not the first time you've taken a cock to the face before.
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Brannie
| 4
shit, I just realized OP is a guy.
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MrSassypants
| 32
You're point is?
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jagsville
| 8
14, you might still be right
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MrSassypants
| 32
Did I just say "You're point is?"? Holy shit you guys are not thumbing that down fast enough.
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icey0796
| 6
Before the comments flood in- A shuttle cock is the thing that they hit back and forth. Not an astronaut penis.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
1st definition ... boring.
2nd definition ... oohhhh!
2nd definition ... oohhhh!
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Random951
| 12
It could be both.
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Cad6
| 24
There are other cocks that you can hit back and forth...
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ShutUp007
| 22
Chicken abuse
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LO388
| 7
Wow, never knew badminton was spelled with an "n"... I've always pronounced it like "mitten" and assumed it was spelled accordingly. Almost made fun of OP's spelling but then I googled it :-x
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False_Stupidity
| 41
That's not something you should admit to on FML.
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l0v3p4in
| 7
Even if you pronounced it as 'badmitten' it would still have an 'n' in it either way.
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AssassinsCRB
| 0
derp
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LO388
| 7
Oh, and also, YDI for playing badminton :)
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Mearemoi
| 14
Says the person who never knew how to properly spell badminton until today.
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sirsquab
| 12
Yeah, people who play badmitten deserve whatever they get.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
I like badminton. It's the only game that I am decent in and can actually get into ... Other than that, I'm the most un-athletic person ever. :P