By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML
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guitarbeast 22
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Nothing like a good cock to the eye, ouch!

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WCARlover 34
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Commence "cock" jokes

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Ruffclue 9
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i walked into the wall after cutting the onions for my gf.

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chris36taylor 2
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That probably explains the "ex" part.

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Cad6 24
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I wish my cock could fly.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Lol he got a cock in the eye...a shuttle cock that is.

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Heinousness 0
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I love it when people say 'shuttle cock' instead of 'birdie'. It makes for good jokes. Such as: how many times has his cock been in Space?

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guitarbeast 22
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Nothing like a good cock to the eye, ouch!

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niadanac1 3
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I see what you did there.

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TunechiXXL 0

Yeah he enjoys shuttlecock - to - eye contact as long as it's safe shuttlecock - to - eye contact.....

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Feared 9
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Maybe it was her whispering eye.

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rocker_chick105 31
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OP should've been wearing protection

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ladyLALAA 28
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9, Anchorman 2, that is all. :D

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Inheritance 10

Pfft who doesn't like good cock to the eye time to time?

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TunechiXXL 0

Anchorman 2 FTW!!!

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georgey123 3
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If only I was a space astronaught too...

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RedPillSucks 31

ooohhh! Astro naughty!

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Daiyuki 5
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'Cause there's lots of other kinds of astronauts, right? Thank you for specifying that you mean them -space- astronauts

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idontknowyou123 0
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Damn must of been one hellbof a wink

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blcksocks 19

With that spelling, I am so glad idontknowyou.

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taco_bender 12
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I see what u did there

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eatdemcupcakes 4

Clever girl...

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towboater198425 6

What did he do there smarty pants misspell his comment? Then u couldn't come up with anything original so u said I see what u did there

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WCARlover 34
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Commence "cock" jokes

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idontknowyou123 0
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Cock jokes? Ma'am thisbis FML we have some class... Besides whats so funny about roosters anyway? -sarcasm on internet is pointless-

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duke56924903 11
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Hahaha... Shuttlecock...

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RedPillSucks 31

Roosters in spaces *echo*

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skitzofunia88 8
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... and the bartender says, " why the long face?"

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Brannie 4

it's ok. I'm pretty sure its not the first time you've taken a cock to the face before.

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Brannie 4

shit, I just realized OP is a guy.

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jagsville 8
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14, you might still be right

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MrSassypants 32
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Did I just say "You're point is?"? Holy shit you guys are not thumbing that down fast enough.

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icey0796 6
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Before the comments flood in- A shuttle cock is the thing that they hit back and forth. Not an astronaut penis.

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RedPillSucks 31

1st definition ... boring. 2nd definition ... oohhhh!

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Random951 12
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It could be both.

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Cad6 24
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There are other cocks that you can hit back and forth...

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ShutUp007 22

Chicken abuse

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LO388 7

Wow, never knew badminton was spelled with an "n"... I've always pronounced it like "mitten" and assumed it was spelled accordingly. Almost made fun of OP's spelling but then I googled it :-x

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False_Stupidity 41
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That's not something you should admit to on FML.

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l0v3p4in 7
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Even if you pronounced it as 'badmitten' it would still have an 'n' in it either way.

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LO388 7

Oh, and also, YDI for playing badminton :)

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Mearemoi 14

Says the person who never knew how to properly spell badminton until today.

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sirsquab 12
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Yeah, people who play badmitten deserve whatever they get.

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nofearjenshere 12

I like badminton. It's the only game that I am decent in and can actually get into ... Other than that, I'm the most un-athletic person ever. :P

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