Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
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Top comments
teague95 16
hopefully you did it for yourself and not him
lolza 0
What a horrible person!
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Comments (204)
lolza 0
What a horrible person!
KRS_13 0
She should tell him that his dick is small for her now?
grmnxsensati0n 4
well that just plain blows
GrinnReefer 0
Why is he bad? Girls with small **** r gross. They look like 10 yr old boys. Woman r meant to have boobs.
detroitsucks247 3
25- just be quiet from now on.
happle 21
25- You won't get anywhere with anyone with that attitude.
starxshine 0
Sorry some of us were born with small boobs. Guess we aren't meant to be women.
chili10 18
25, shut the **** up, you've probably never seen a girl's breasts in your life. I know tons of gorgeous women with small boobs and I know a lot of guys who prefer them. And as for "women were meant to have big boobs" no we most certainly are not. Big oversized boobs cause back problems.
Ozone1232 5
I personally like small ****. I don't know why but I just do.
chili10 18
I personally think they're better. They stay perky and are less likely to sag over the years. My friend always used to tell me "any more than a handful is a waste"
Ozone1232 5
^I have to agree 100% with that, it's so true.
attaboy368 20
more than a mouthful is wasteful according to the guys round here~~~
anonymou5e 6
Has seriously not a single person here thought of the possibility of it being a joke? You ppl take things to serious -.-'
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Being healthy>boob size
laden_swallow09 35
I've heard before that when a girl with A cups hugs you, she's letting you closer to her heart. Mere anecdotal evidence, but rings true, nonetheless. I like small breasts. Easier to find lumps that shouldn't be there!
bamagrl410 31
Having big boobs isn't exactly fun. There are certain clothing styles you can't wear because it's too revealing even though it's not meant to be. And when you have big boobs, but yet you're a small person - good luck. Nothing fits. Sorry, just being bitter haha. Anyways, making sure you're healthy & happy with yourself is way more important than your boyfriend's superficial desires.
RochelleRedvines 8
Hey, at least you got where you want to be! Don't listen to him, you should feel awesome because you actually had the self-discipline to continuously work out.
BeachBoi_Alex 7
Tell him to **** off, it takes lots of dedication to make a commitment to get that done, he really doesnt appreciate all the rules, boundaries and rountines taht you had to put in place. On the upside, you can refuse sex with him for that >:D
ilovenaes 1
Woww...what a jerk
KRS_13 0
#48 that's what my guy friend tells me all the time! I guess some guys just prefer small boobs!
heysup28 0
Soooo true
Torva_fml 16
I should try exercising! Maybe my **** would shrink... Who am I kidding... Im a lazy fatass with big saggy moobs. Dear autocorrect, yes I meant ******* moobs, stop changing it to moons.
GoW_Chick 15
Hey I think everyone is forgetting that more than a handful is wasteful. :) Edit: damn 48 didn't see you there. -.-
girl112891 7
I don't think it matters. As long as you know how to flatter them with the right clothes, all sizes look good. If he loves you however, your boobs should always be beautiful to him. After I gained allot of weight after letting go of depression meds my boyfriend called me pleasantly plump. When I called myself a cow, he claimed to be my bull. :)
NessaRose4 7
It's all about the boobies! xP
BeachBoi_Alex 7
@151 The first step to weightloss training is admitting you have a problem =] Now follow through and make your life better
MinaGermania 12
Wow I get your are defending small breasts but it's also sounds mean for people with Big breasts basically breasts don't make you a woman if you feel like a woman you are!
badoodi 2
Well said sister...
teague95 16
hopefully you did it for yourself and not him
Pentium_4 27
agreed. i mean, boobs are nice if they have them but it's not the end of the world if they're small. i like nice legs....and personality of course takes the cake
chesoes 8
I totally agree lol
BeachBoi_Alex 7
If you feel like you need bigger breast, get implants =]
lerouxmaster 7
116 - No. She doesn't need big boobs and implants look and feel ******* aweful.
sk8rchick97 0
#67 where have guys like you been hiding!?
muppetslover 11
In the friend zone!!!!
Pentium_4 27
in my computer cave...haha
VorpikeII 17
I agree with 67. While attractiveness is a major role in relationships, personalities play a bigger role (in the few relationships I've had anyways). Besides, isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder?
BeachBoi_Alex 7
I was just saying its an option if she felt bad enough about it
spencerstoaker 7
It's a bittersweet accomplishment. As long as you're happy, that's all that really matters.
MagicallyFat 12
How is that even close to bittersweet. She's a much healthier person now and that can only mean a better and longer life. She doesnt need big ****. Although they are nice I'd prefer a healthy girl over an unhealthy girl
thatKidzmOm 10
I think she meant sweet because op is healthy and in better shape but bitter because her boyfriend is a complete and total ass and hurt her feelings.
spencerstoaker 7
66 interpreted my comment correctly :)
_kfchicken 4
You know getting loosing weight isn't that easy right...
_kfchicken 4
Losing *
Almighty_Chris97 6
100 - that was mean but pretty damn funny. LOL
killerkiss92 8
Hey smbeal in retrospect it would be your guys friends rubbing your dick saying good job not the girlfriends/wifes friends
urkiddingright 3
Dump him. He doesn't deserve you.
xSonic 9
This is one of the many FMLs where this comment is totally appropriate.
tacovender 7
*xSonic
lolmikes 7
You don't deserve any of those up votes
hateevryone 15
he's a jerk
ICATiger 13
Ok my comments may suck. But these are worse...
SkoomaKi 28
5 - try to come up with better comments, for example: •"make a remark about his **** size" •"you should tell him your tiny **** aren't his" That is all.
ICATiger 13
If FML was like golf i would be doing awesome.....
FirstTigerHobbes 13
27- no, you would still find a way to lose
pepelapew 0
The exodus of the tig o' bitties
funkthat26 2
He probably likes chubby girls lol
princessbits 17
Your boyfriend is a dick
monagro 22
Well he became your bf back then because he liked your looks You've changed them (probably for the better in most people's opinion), so now he needs to get used to them
lylotrezor 20
It's not like OP changed looks overnight.
rude_boi256 12
I hear the itty bitty titty committee is taking new members now
ICATiger 13
I hear the asshole committee is taking member too!!
Pentium_4 27
no one saw this coming? "rude_boi"
afunnyterdcody 5
Haha y'all people to into this stuff man comeon
icadragoon 11
There's implants for that if you actually care, if you don't (which is what I'm hoping for) then tell him maybe you'll get implants if his manhood grows. That should shut him up.
nonamericandolla 6
Implants! Tell me ur not serious!
KiddNYC1O 22
Implants are wack.
ICATiger 13
*you're
t_o_d_a_y 0
10" I want you to caress your boobs right now! plastics don't feel the same. ps don't give people advice your not good at it.