Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
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bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
dizzaymizlizzay 11
that's the main reason to cut your pubes. makes the penis look way bigger!
PSQ91 6
You'll have a enormous penis/pubes ratio then :)
teresa96706 29
exactly what I'd say
zojieeu 6
you are just cheating yourself
ryanliechty 0
needle dick
Takador 3
thats just wrong....
alexg823 0
what if his pubes are 2 in long? :( sorry bro
QwertyMcNugget 0
Must suck to be Asian. ;[
FuniiBunii 0
Or your pubes are too long or your dick is 2 short :/
staceysgenesis16 0
i agree! thats.. wierd. so you should cut them.
Emmy_The_Great 2
I'm not going to thumb this up because as of now it has 69 likes and that just makes it better.
ydi_4_suking 20
cut the bushes to make the tree look taller
babybrunette128 8
or cut the grass and make the lawn look bigger ;)
Imabigbeast 5
Kill all sort people to make you look taller.
ihaspanda 0
lol @ 144
Imabigbeast 5
I meant short.
zojieeu 6
109 why "must suck to be Asian?"
122409 0
because it's a stereotype that Asians have tiny weenies.
tub944 0
167- it's called a penis
alteregome 9
That's such a racist comment
dolphincheddar 10
racist, but also true, and funny. same as black people stereotyped to have generally larger penises. and get an enhancement OP. it kinda sucks for a sex life if it's that small. either that or randomly decide to be gay, in which case you might lose all ur guy freinds
flamegrilled123 3
apparently, the average Asian penis is about 3-4 inches erect. I don't really think it's true because I'm Asian and I'm 7.5.
EatnBeef 7
I just threw up all over my ******* iPod. shave them sons of bitches!!!!
amazinglyHappy 6
but what if he cuts his dick off... seems it's smaller then the pubes he has no way of telling (that was a joke, I am aware that he'd notice if he was cutting his dick)
Mustardnight 3
asian penis enlargement 101
fuckmrsoftee 0
what's wrong with you?!
crengel 0
and that's why 13 year olds shouldn't be allowed on the site....
sheagstaz 0
The easiest solution would be to get the surgery (wait for the thumbs down)
EvilPotato 15
it's either you have large pubes and a large penis, or small pubes and a small penis
zendaddy0 0
op needs to grow some hai- oh yah
ako3351 0
lol
baby_gurl2405 0
consider becoming a monk.
psihofoliya 0
He suppose to be gay if he has a small dick and writing it on the FMl
TookaWooka666 0
Apache penis E Ney Chuck!
jaint 0
retarde
kgbriggs 0
eeeeewwwwwww that's disgusting
LoveCali 0
Ewww Pubes Are Gross But Im Sorry:(
Raesin 21
Why are pubes disgusting? They're there for a reason. You expect guys to shave them off so he looks like an 8-year old kid? Wtf is wrong with you? Note: It's actually unhygienic to shave them off. And in the case of guys, women find guys with pubes more attractive than guys without.
lildevil963 0
the funny thing is he shaves his pubes.
Jezzikah 11
Not true
pitapizzaparty 18
Maybe we shouldn't judge by age yet by maturity . You could of said this is why immature people should be allowed on this site that way you wont offend a crowd of young but mature people thats getting talked down on because of stupid immature 13 year olds that makes us look bad
failalltheway 22
Telling the point of your joke makes it seem dumb.
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
chuchurocket 4
the bright side is... your gf will have an easier time giving ********
iLazy 0
The addition to the bright side is... your girlfriend's ***** will appear untouched and fresh like a virgin for her next partner
joooeee 3
I don't think op has a girlfriend, but I could be wrong... No, nevermind there's no chance in hell
kingtz 6
Yet another bright side, is that you're not too big for anal! Now tell your girlfriend the happy news.
ImaWiseGuy 5
you thought you had a pube till you peed from it....
Mitcha857 0
OP does not have a gf. If by some miracle he did, we wouldn't have a pub FML, we'd have a small penis FML.
wasdadeal 0
manscaping, great word that is
coballan55 0
I hope you have like 6 inch pines bro
Pownzeez 0
people could misconstrue this as you saying penis lol, and idk why u hope he has 6 inch pubes, just saying for a dude to hope a dude has long pubic hair so he doesnt have a "small" penis seems a bit gay to me.
mitri_fml 3
I thought you said penis ha
PeteyPablo12308 20
At 12: Is there something wrong with being gay?? Oh yeah.... No there isn't.
mattmadden 0
hahaha
SofaKingHappy 0
**** you man really you dont have to be gay to not be a homophobe
CitrusGirl 0
52- that's what an asshole would say.
amadais 1
83- win
craZgal321 6
wtf are pubes
squanmonster 8
104- fail
kyanisaurus 0
52's photo looks pretty homophilic to me ;)
thecoolestever1 0
104 made me laugh, ahaha.
hamada8311 0
I agree
tmmundy 17
not fail...just stupid!!!
tmmundy 17
that was for 106's comment to 104.
rawrinbear 0
104 umm...
livin_plur 0
36 wins
Felix_Felicis15 8
Hmmm... 12 seems either a bit homophobic or just plain intolerant to me. I see nothing wrong with people being gay.
Nick_1993 2
I read penis also haha not pines. and everyone has there own opinions on gays. In my book dicks and hairy asses don't match.
KinkyCarly 0
winner^
JManHobbs 0
Why does everyone instantly jump to the conclusion that 12 was commenting on possible homosexuality as a negative? He made no judgement on it one way or another. Way to betray your underlying, ingrained homophobia folks.
vintagelovenotes 5
I thought that said penis, too haha. :|
jewfro311 0
I read Pubes instead of pines. Not penis
H2oPolo3 0
hahaha 12 I was thinking the same thing
shuffleknight 3
36 every thing is wrong with being an uphill gardener. Go ahead and all you people call me intolerant and homophobic which to the latter I am. Go to hell seamon deamons
UnderTheMoon 0
Why is it when people talk about homosexuals they instantly barge into bedrooms? Just because someone is attracted another of their own gender doesn't mean it's loveless. But OP really does need to shave, if not for someone else then for their self-esteem.
TheNinjaBuffalo 0
That is an incredibly small tree..more of a sprout, if you ask me.
Lee5433 0
seriously
Hhisme 0
6" is average... bragging about length (especially over the internet) only leads some people to believe that you are the one with the baby penis.
Uncool_LikeYou 0
338 you obviously didn't get the joke...
luke1998 0
you spelt penis wrong bro
lurveu_mysweet_t 0
OMG! do u really have to share the size of your pubes and penis to da whole world! ?
lurveu_mysweet_t 0
Ewwwwwwwww y does he need to tell da world about this my day was goin FRICKIN ah MAZING until I read about this!
SatsuHikaru 0
you're cute
OhHushDear 11
383 and 384, you must be new. Welcome to FML, if you get grossed out by this stuff then GTFO.
donkiekick 0
I frickin love you. You tell them!
Chaosaiyan 6
Your name matches so well with the comment.
Xylus 0
There's an easy solution to this: Get a bigger penis. Problem solved!
Pownzeez 0
You my friend are a genius.
Monii_Harlz 11
and the key to this would be an enlarger lol
j_cat187 20
penis extention works if u dont care what u feel
TheNeidermayer 0
Turn it up to 11!!!
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
*writes this down* any other ideas! you are brilliant *high fives*
brenkite 5
ruined a perfectly good joke
Jordan510 0
You thought you had your first pube 'till you pissed out of it nah man that sucks
hockeyrocks39 0
Maybe he's hung like a tuna can, first inch that counts....
mfmylifesrsly 30
I don't get it???
gtwerd 0
A tuna can is wide... get it?
hockeyrocks39 0
How can you not get it? Hung is the length... The OP is essentially referring to his penis being short due to it's length not being as long as his pubes. I was making a joke and complimenting the OP at the same time. While it may be short like a tuna can it has great girth like the tuna can. I'm not going to explain the first inch, if you don't know that about your own ****** then I feel sorry for you.
mfmylifesrsly 30
no I meant 7s comment lol
mwheatley8991 0
he's saying his penis is thin like a hair, lol he thought he grew his first pube but it was in fact just an extremely thin penis lol. get it now?
mwheatley8991 0
you should add me on Facebook, [email protected] just search that
goliatron 9
I had the same problem...my pubes were 10 inches long!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Hmmm... Ew.
ninjaCarebear 17
why would you let your pubes grow that long? you are not the Zohan!
coolwhiplova 1
That is so nasty :b
greekgal44 14
why would you grow them that long? haha
CaughtChaLookin 0
lmbo...u stupid.
painlessmind 11
I busted out laughing for real!!
shortie916 0
I'm going to guess your a virgin too
drethereason 0
pfft! yeah right!
hiyourcute 0
I honestly don't get why this was thumbed down so many times... it's just a bad joke, relax people
crazyspidergirl 0
well that's sexy..
sheagstaz 0
this is the most thumbs down I have seen in a while. good job
adam123add 0
smooth
ribbyc80 0
-245 likes, that's fantastic!!!
mexican613 3
douche
Juan_on_Juan 0
Gotta love that penis humor.
ChantelRenaeee 0
hahahahhaha -294 likes. nice work douchebag.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
i made it 295 :)
sbwaves 0
that's gross shave that shit
vsnuggs 1
did you shave them or landscape?!?! Lord have mercy!!!
MissKelly8D 0
thanks for sharing?
yoshi1mex 5
Gross man, gross.
allysialauret 0
gross..
suhveedraa 0
sure it was
mrsvickybear 9
yea right
irritatedone 5
Yeah right!
kewlkate 9
Three words: Too Much Information.
EdenLis 14
You guys obviously don't understand sarcasm... -_-
wtffml1979 22
I made it 422 woohoo
wtffml1979 22
And I was 420
drayloon 50
-440
AsianCookie247 14
eewwww.. that's nasty.
xxwafflez 0
ur face is nasty
SteelCladAngel 0
is it bad that I read this in clevelands voice? haha
DeLpHe3zY 7
agreed. Dont even use the word nasty so many people will use that against you. ew
br0itstaylor 0
actually I think her face is gorgeous, haters gonna hate though.
fuckmrsoftee 0
If only tupac were alive to read these fml's. they're superfucking funny! rest in peace my ni**** tupac. we miss you and there are still people with longer pubes than penis' just as you prohesized.
suckmynerds 0
what does tupac have ANYTHING to do with this FML??
eh_wats_up 0
Tupac is the answer to all things in life
PSQ91 6
No big deal, unless your pubes are 4-5 inches long...
Kilroy15 0
so his penis is three inches.? that's still a problem.
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
so therefore he has MP? bahah
ChantelRenaeee 0
ohh thaat's naaaaaasty. cut them!!!!
ambowew 7
Honey badger don't care, honey badger smacks the shit out of it.
ChantelRenaeee 0
lol what?
yaer 4
look at my picture!
Xylus 0
Is that... Oh Christ...
mandel2000 0
euw, if that is what I think its disguisting..
yaer 4
no... it's from my hair lol! :-D
Xylus 0
Crazy bastid (