By Galaxy - Belgium - Guigoven
Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML
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  glabberfasted  |  16

17 - But he was all set to lose some pay for (what I assume he expected) some sex. I don't know how Belgium is, but most places I have worked in the US have PTO for times like this.

  Liasse  |  7

The downside is that bunnies are not meant to be kept alone ;P, OP should buy his girlfriend another bunny(From the same gender ofc.) so the first bunny won't be lonely!

  iAlissa  |  34

Something tells me that the bunny will leave more "surprises" in the bedroom than his girlfriend will.
I have two bunnies, and they are shitting machines.

  Moochi456  |  20

You know it's possible to litter box train bunnies? I don't know how because the two I kept lived outside in their cages, but you can google it. Better than getting a bunch of surprises from your shitting machines, right?

  iAlissa  |  34

73, mine is litter trained actually! However, my sister's is blind, so the world is her toilet. Regardless of our efforts in training, she can't seem to figure it out haha

By  mzgabbster  |  28

Please make sure that you and your GF do the proper research on rabbit care. There are so many harmful myths about rabbits that float around and if you were to follow them, as many do, then that poor bun will end up dead within a year or two.

  Welshite  |  39

I'm starting to think people mistake this humor site for a depressing advice or sympathy column. We should start every comment with "Dear OP" just to make it official.