Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
After vacation
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Classic lineup
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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suri23 11
Yikes! Bet you never saw THAT coming! FYL indeed!
crazedguy 0
did you join in?
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Comments (469)
ryukensfj 5
that sucks
iBanana 17
So does her brother.
Mubus 0
boyfriend got lonely so he went with the next best option lol
SchiTzenGiglez 0
hmmm yeaaa, cus you're attracting soo many girls with that manly picture of yours
ImmortalKratos 0
maybe he was just gay for pay? OPs brother could have offered a hefty sum
iTaylor 0
Pics or it didn't happen. Haha totally kidding...
SchiTzenGiglez 0
not your abs pip-squeak. and sorry for bein a dick, it's just that your comment was lame as **** for the moment. I'm gonna go comment on your other retarded comments, hahaha this means war!
sloppyflow 1
57 abs? have you ever look at yourself in the mirror? oh yeaaaa I bet you does that all the time, and you are just too blind to see how skinny you are.
skeezle 0
lol @ 47 and 66...way to kill his dreams of being muscular haha
Autoshot 9
lol, well that's what he gets for being pround of something that doesn't exist. pft lol
hisgirlherboy 5
66, don't be hatin on kartilio he's hot! and calm down you just getting mad that he's "skinny" cuz your fat
SchiTzenGiglez 0
106 are you Canadian too? I'm sorry.
Avenged7Gabe 0
haha #66 can't spell
TomFeltonFan 0
maybe he only went out with her to get closer to her brother.
lekiat 0
what does OP mean?
Cmliedtke 0
119, Canada accepts no responsibilty for these fools.
rompgr 0
136 OP is the poor sap that puts the FML up
ImanAzol 4
Original Poster
acr0293 0
I agree with 140 just sayingg
runnergurl 0
original poster
SpicyDuck 22
106..that's not the same picture he had the other day. You can't believe everything you see.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
ugh, it means were surrounded by Canadians
Tempsey 0
Surrounded by Canadians, eh?
sammieboo96 0
doo yu not see his muscless ? obvii yuu guyss are blindd or yurr talkin shit cuz yu dont have any.
MissBunny25 0
madam, I believe you're still hungover from your rendezvous with boners. please feel better soon.
CateXOX 0
197- Typing like that does not make you look cool or unique, it makes you look retarded.
akichan15 5
lol @ 202
iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3
Wtf ? what's up with all the comments about abs and skinny ppl have to do with the FML ?! btw OP FYL
SchiTzenGiglez 0
idk I made fun of "skinny" up there, people that don't know WTF they're talking about are trying to back him up, mostly Canadians, and I like to make peoples lives as miserable as I can, because it's funny, and now it's all gone too far
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
How does everyone know that OP isn't a guy and that the he was just in a gay relationship with the boyfriend from the story? :o
FallenNevermorE 0
#215 lol you make a good point
grebnietskcaj 0
lol
SchiTzenGiglez 0
213- what's as annoying as a 5 year old? the last thing I said wasn't an opinion. you're so ******* irritating and stupid it's unbelievable. I tried to stop this is just retarded bullshit and you won't shut up. I enjoy watching little pricks like you try stand up for himself just to see how pathetic you actually are. I swear to god I'm done after this, I got better shit to do then argue with some kid, like masturbating.
VitaLp 14
220 - The sad thing is, that douche will never admit you won. Oh, and skinny boy, you don't have abs. Anyone can see your muscles when you're skin and bones, you're not all that special hey.
jinxthejinx 0
Reading this entire thread just made me stupider. Why did I do that?
BruisedGiraffe 15
no reason we all can't be friends... eh?
FeelinFine 1
I agree, FYL
EmperorPsycho 0
Did anyone think that maybe op is a gay boy so it wouldn't be as weird...
joe_says_so 0
ehh. more fun to think op is a girl, and she didn't know either one was gay. but you might be right.
lerouxmaster 7
69 true dat !
tulsafml 0
Hmmmm. this sounds like a good time for a threesome. :D :D :D :D ;D
CryMoreFMLs 15
No. Bad dog. Bad gross dog!
musicbunny 1
SAYING FYL HELPS IN NO WAY AND ISN'T FUNNY IT'S JUST ANNOYING IT'S JUST LIKE "hey, you should go die."
RavenRiley007 4
get tested.
tulsafml 0
^ totally. the cupcake guy might have some ****** issues
Jayymz24 0
this is effed up. but kinda hot.
limepinklis 0
I KNOW RIGHT. All caps are so annoying.
everyday_normal_ 0
is it wrong that this gave me a boner.
ifmlftw 0
not unless your straight
Snowlight_fml 7
"Comment # 69" No ****
bubble25_fml 5
in the case op is a girl, then hey, maybe she could be their surrogate mother!
bre01 0
I think that's pretty wrong..lol
Jonkbaby 23
Most horrible fml I've ever read. if fml had a championship, this would take it.
EmperorPsycho 0
Use the ol' xbox motto and "jump in"
EmperorPsycho 0
wow I actually forgot I already commented on this... weird
womanjesus 0
LOL 190
SchiTzenGiglez 0
304 not at all
Snookie123Babe 0
YES!!
QuantumLegend 0
lol I thought that said "my boyfriend and my mother" at first
jonverdevex 0
290 and 304 that's very gross
jessthebest3 0
Kinky ;)
bubbles944770 0
gay
Cup_Cak3 0
What does OP mean?
bluehero 17
OP means original poster.
Goldenchest 14
O.o
wolfgirl323 0
I agree O.O
GigglePony 13
o.O
Juliaa15 6
o.O
Isabel312 0
o.O
Isabel312 0
o.O
xxxkkxxx 0
.....
FFYL334 0
o.O
chili_is_good 0
0.o
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
^^^ C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERR.
Mister_Grinch 0
o.O
Madisol 0
O.o :) this makes me happy!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
o.O
ugliness 6
._. ....... oh, o_e
suri23 11
Yikes! Bet you never saw THAT coming! FYL indeed!
rompgr 0
she might not have but the brother did. ^ ^
Takador 3
sounds hot
yazmi_09 3
146- win!!
everyday_normal_ 0
is it wrong that that gave me a boner
insanesna1l 0
146 - op could be a guy
sexxy147 0
nooo its hot
marilynmanson646 0
how big were their penises? no ****
peakcheer 2
a lil wrong ;)
BTheIRules 1
It does sound kinda hot just not the bro part
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Yes!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
**** FML for their censorship! **** moderators in their ass!! They made this whole FML gay as ****. moderate this you pussy ass ****** bitches!!!
crazedguy 0
did you join in?
thatsexychick 0
lol. i wud hav!!!
llZombiell 5
Sooo no on that threesome?
tizzwang 0
Wincest!!!
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
really?**** ur own brother?._. are you serious
Cmliedtke 0
nobody on FML is serious...
tallerguy87 0
you would of joined in with your brother? that's awkward
Ronan_k 0
141 - True that, some people just don't get it.
AKlovee787 0
yea serisly gross!!!^^
countryboyj17 0
yes 89 because everyone on the Internet is serious 100% of the time
Isabel312 0
I'm serious 103% of the time. no. not really.
bubble25_fml 5
hey, if Angelina Jolie did it, op can do it to!
asiapricecheer 0
fyl arnt u like 12
vfs_fml 0
yu guys r fcken stupid, sex wit Yhur brother? that's so gross.
IAmScrewedd 0
#25, Aren't you like 10?
thebalancebetwee 0
I'm guessing no haha
acethehusky 0
I would have. were they clothed?
bennie226 0
True.. Most if them are liars!
Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX 6
403- Sadly she is probably younger and already knows all about this stuff. America is just full of sex crazied people -_-
angellove230 6
Not with the brother
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
I find this kinda hot
just_lol 0
Your name speaks for itself...
FeelinFine 1
It would make a good bisex porno
SchiTzenGiglez 0
hmmm bisexual incest
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
that just makes it hotter
wtf20007 10
Wincest?
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Wincest 2011
KirkaLiscious 0
dude... not cool
T3P33_fml 0
I'd be hotter if it was Twincest...
k3500 0
lol
iluvmemicookies 0
Seeing your boyfriend cheat on me with my own BROTHER makes me really want to have a threesome with my (hopefully ex) and brother too. The people writing threesome comments are such idiots.
Rx7GtrCgtGto 0
WIIN ^
sunnysurfchick 0
hot? what part of that..........you are just gross
bubble25_fml 5
I see what u did there, 295
bubble25_fml 5
I see what u did there 294...
imjustbackup 0
agreed!
mysticwater 0
158- epic win. twincest is the best
Navehannah 6
true
starreyes988 0
wow just wow
davestrider 0
Immensely so
Nimmrodel 11
Wow getting on to well with your family
sheistydood 0
Correction. Getting off too well with the family
techweed 12
"dysfunctional" doesn't even begin to describe the situation ........ "homosexual" does
wheresmyfood 0
go do it with his sister!
Zelion 0
^I second this.
thatsexychick 0
yes!! and imvite me!
GigglePony 13
Your picture and name don't go well together, #27.
jjimenezsku 0
hahahahahah true 28
jrgr 6
105- jerk alert.
remy3106 10
I agree with 105 hahahaa
TiffaniM 0
I was just thinking that lol
celinepink 0
LOL
ranamile 0
I so would!
robc32ca 4
better knowing now