After vacation - FML

After vacation

By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

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Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

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Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 23 December 2019 19:08

And hopefully they had a lovely refreshing nap.

protoskore 27

Monday 23 December 2019 21:30

at least he's keeping it in the family?

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Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 23 December 2019 19:08

And hopefully they had a lovely refreshing nap.

DoctorPALO 14

Monday 23 December 2019 20:29

Your bf didn't go on vacation with you?

protoskore 27

Monday 23 December 2019 21:30

at least he's keeping it in the family?

mfranks19891989 10

Monday 23 December 2019 21:46

Look of the bright side your parents won’t have to get to know your brother la new boyfriend

rotflqtms_ 21

Tuesday 24 December 2019 5:01

I guess your bed was comfier to play those video games in, and they just happened to fall asleep. At least you don't have to worry about your brother scaring away your boyfriend... maybe he'll steal your boyfriends... but if they can be stolen by him... they were probably already gay.

Geneuardo 9

Sunday 29 December 2019 2:42

At which point they invited you in, right?

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