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Today, I went to the doctor about my bruised runners toes. She was inexperienced when It came to athletic injuries, so she googled my condition. I just paid to have her tell me exactly what I had already just googled before I left for my appointment. FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 9:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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That is unacceptable. Don't pay her.

#1 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:03pm by cherlana32

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I love free universal health care :).

#2 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:03pm by IambecomeRAWR

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