Health: Today, I went to the doctor about my bruised runners toes. She...

By Anonymous - 28/08/2009 13:30 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor about my bruised runners toes. She was inexperienced when It came to athletic injuries, so she googled my condition. I just paid to have her tell me exactly what I had already just googled before I left for my appointment. FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 01:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By Whoops - 07/11/2023 08:00

Today, I finally went to an orthopedic doctor to figure out why my sprained ankle hasn’t healed and keeps getting worse. Turns out I have stress fractures and made them way worse by walking around on them for a month, because my regular doctor told me to stop being hysterical over a sprained ankle. FML

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By Patoose - 16/08/2016 20:54 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I had surgery done to fix an ingrown toenail. When the doctor started cutting the nail, my toe wasn't entirely numb. FML

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By CC - 02/09/2012 06:27 - United States - Southfield

Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML

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By BigToe - 26/04/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML

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By illjustlimpthen - 25/10/2012 02:44 - United States - Waukesha

Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML

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By FitnessFirst - 25/11/2015 00:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I painfully watched my doctor burn a hole in my nail to drain the blood underneath. This is the prescribed treatment for the injury of hammering your thumb. FML

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By Stupid Man - 31/08/2021 10:01

Today, I had a vulnerable day, which led me to being scammed 2400 dollars, worried about something that a simple Google search and five seconds of reading would've rectified. FML

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cherlana32 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:03

That is unacceptable. Don't pay her.

IambecomeRAWR 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:03

I love free universal health care :).

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SAVIORxOMEGA 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:47

Don't pay her. You shouldn't have to. And if they make you, sue.

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 9:34

YDI for not getting the free healthcare of Canada

chicagofireallez 0

Monday 31 August 2009 5:39

Paid for by the citizens does not equal 'free'. I'll let it slide since you're Canadian and it's a wonder you can use the internets!!

Ao240592 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:14

Woooo go american health care! lmao

FuckUpXNote 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:19

Wow if she a doctor she shouldn't have to Google it may next time you trust yourself little more.

cottonGIN 0

Friday 4 September 2009 7:13

Wow she should have known better to use google, she should've used bing. Idiot!

bubblybrooke 12

Saturday 19 September 2009 19:27

who says canadians can't use the Internet?! we kick ass technologically; at least our doctors actually know something!

booger6256 5

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:24

say what it was nxt time

Zacham 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 8:47

yea, your Trollin.

Norther 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 7:30

#113 neither in Norway!

Pyrodron 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:51

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