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Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

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On 01/20/2014 at 3:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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Why have sex without being on birth control on the first place? Unless you are willing to raise a child, you should have used protection. YDI

#1 - On 01/20/2014 at 5:20pm by Welshite

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Locking the barn door after the horse runs away is never a good plan.

#5 - On 01/20/2014 at 5:22pm by rec_chem

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