Health and Pregnancy: Science has gone too far - FML

Science has gone too far

By Amanda - 15/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Greenbrier

Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

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Yeet it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 23:00 - Canada

Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML

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No shot

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 04:01

Today, I had emergency surgery to remove my fallopian tubes. I'm one of the 0.5% of people who get pregnant after having their tubes tied. FML

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Not a clown car

By Anonymous - 17/08/2023 10:00

Today, after we had our daughter on purpose, then had twin girls by accident, my husband was going to get a vasectomy while I also decided to get my tubes tied as an extra precaution. At the appointment, they did a scan to make sure I’m not pregnant already… BOOM! I’m 7 weeks pregnant with twins again. FML

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Too little, too late

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 20:23 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

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By toelie - 03/03/2018 19:00

Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML

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NOT NOW!

By LamingtonSalad - 02/08/2022 18:00

Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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Keep schtum

By Anonymous - 12/06/2020 08:08

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Last week my coworker, who I sit next to 5 days a week, returned to work after bereavement maternity leave. FML

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 15 September 2021 20:05

Hope you don't live in Texas

derek 2

Wednesday 15 September 2021 22:24

Damn they took out your ovaries and put a baby in you instead?!?!

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 15 September 2021 20:05

Hope you don't live in Texas

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 September 2021 22:39

You could make $10,000 for ratting her out!

derek 2

Wednesday 15 September 2021 22:24

Damn they took out your ovaries and put a baby in you instead?!?!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 September 2021 22:33

I'll bet the baby looks like your doctor. ;)

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 16 September 2021 0:33

How long did the hysterectomy last? And, I can't help but thinking the doctor did something wrong, to end up with that result...

inthesticks 19

Thursday 16 September 2021 0:46

Something similar happened to a friend of mine. She went to the doctor for her presurgery appointment for a hysterectomy. They ran labs and discovered she was pregnant.

sarsuela 29

Thursday 16 September 2021 8:46

I hope this is a happy accident that won't cause you medical issues. If it does or isn't happy then I'm sorry for you.

ChipBoundary 9

Friday 17 September 2021 22:27

Well, judging by the fact that they are posting on FML, I doubt there's anything happy about it.

Mrs.Rabbit 6

Thursday 16 September 2021 17:49

That's how my mom found out she was pregnant with me and my brother. she wasn't supposed to be able to have more children.

Amanda Marie Nehez 13

Sunday 12 March 2023 14:20

That definitely isn't a fair trade.

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Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, after spending thousands of Euros flying back to my home country to pick up my expensive prescription medicine, I found out that I can buy it 200 meters from my current home, without prescription, and at a quarter of the price. FML

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Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

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Today, I’m stuck not being able to sleep, because the thought of someone actually caring about me occurred. FML

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Today, I accidentally washed the jacket my mother bought me in the washing machine. I didn't know it was supposed to be dry cleaned. My mother ended up crying and screaming that I don't love her, and this would be the last time she ever buys me anything. FML

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Today, I vomitted on an Oxford professor during my first university interview. They called me "little miss nervous" in my second interview. FML

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Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML

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